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Fri, Jan 20, 06 at 12:21
| BENTONVILLE, ARKANSAS:
Wal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-$5 range.
Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine", said Kathy Micken, VP of Marketing. She said, "But the right name is important."
Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity are:
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. Grape Expectations
And the Number One name for Wal-Mart wine:
1. Nasti Spumante |
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| This was so funny I laughed out loud (I never do that!) Thanks for sharing it. My favorite is #7 |
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| very funny! #10 is my favorite -we own a trailer park- but I do buy my wine at Wal Marts! |
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| Ha! I laughed out loud too! I like #5! |
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| Can I add one to the list? How about Reddiaurnot? |
RE: Wine at Walmart
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| Thanks Jessy, I needed a giggle this AM. Nancy |
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