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stephanie_in_tn

Mommabear.. and mommabears everywhere

Stephanie_in_TN
21 years ago

I received the following in an email today and thought of you. Also thought all other moms would get a kick out of it.

If you're a momma bear, you get to hibernate.

You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.

I could deal with that, too.

If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts)

while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs.

I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.

You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat

them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.

He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup... I wanna be a bear.

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