| Suggestion 5: Drive the offending vehicle back across the CA border. Hitchhike back to L. V. Walk into different office of the rental agency with a woebegone expression on your face. Explain how you'd parked it in a large shopping plaza in CA. Didn't remember colour, licence No., etc. Couldn't find car. Key chain didn't include transmitter to make car horn beep, lights flash. Had to hitchhike to urgent rendezvous in L.V. Now footsore. Ask their advice as to what to do. Hope you're dealing with experienced rental agent. Who's willing to go the extra mile (so to speak). If agent says location record shows car in unpopulated area of n.e. CA, act surprised - someone must have stolen it! Have a fruitful week, all. ole joyful P.S. Come on, folks, get your thinking caps on. What suggestion can you come up with? This is too good a story to just let it die, isn't it? oj |