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You can't trust a Labrador Retriever

Posted by marlingardener (browns@rgf-tx.com) on
Wed, Apr 14, 10 at 15:45

A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that."


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RE: You can't trust a Labrador Retriever

hee hee, good one.


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RE: You can't trust a Labrador Retriever

lol... that joke stuck with me. I was sitting talking with hubby and dadinlaw and just broke into that joke for no reason at all except that it was funny and still on my mind.

They both belly laughed.


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RE: You can't trust a Labrador Retriever- btw

I've told that joke a 20 times in the last month. It still cracks me up.


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RE: You can't trust a Labrador Retriever

LOL. That's hysterical!


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RE: You can't trust a Labrador Retriever

OMG -- I must find someone to tell that joke to. Hilarious!


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RE: You can't trust a Labrador Retriever

lol me too! I keep adding more and more and making it even more dramatic every time I tell it. It totally cracks me up!


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