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| A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. "So, what's your story?" The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
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- Posted by schoolhouse (My Page) on Wed, Apr 14, 10 at 15:50
| hee hee, good one. |
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- Posted by cindyandmocha (My Page) on Tue, Apr 20, 10 at 0:45
| lol... that joke stuck with me. I was sitting talking with hubby and dadinlaw and just broke into that joke for no reason at all except that it was funny and still on my mind. They both belly laughed. |
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- Posted by cindyandmocha (My Page) on Tue, Jun 1, 10 at 3:23
| I've told that joke a 20 times in the last month. It still cracks me up. |
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| LOL. That's hysterical! |
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| OMG -- I must find someone to tell that joke to. Hilarious! |
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- Posted by cindyandmocha (My Page) on Thu, Jun 3, 10 at 1:57
| lol me too! I keep adding more and more and making it even more dramatic every time I tell it. It totally cracks me up! |
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