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12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts

minnie_tx
15 years ago

12 STEP PROGRAM OF RECOVERY

FOR WEB ADDICTS

ONE

I will have a cup of coffee in the morning

and read my newspaper like I used to,

before the Web.

TWO

I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork

and not with one hand typing.

THREE

I will get dressed before noon.

FOUR

I will make an attempt to:

clean the house, wash clothes, AND

plan dinner before even thinking of the Web.

FIVE

I will sit down and write a letter

to those unfortunate few friends and family

that are Web-deprived.

SIX

I will call someone on the phone

who I cannot contact via the Web.

SEVEN

I will read a book...if I still remember how.

EIGHT

I will listen to those around me and their needs

and stop telling them to turn the TV down

so I can hear the music on the Web.

NINE

I will not be tempted during TV commercials

to check for email.

TEN

I will try and get out of the house

at least once a week,

if it is necessary or not.

ELEVEN

I will remember that my bank

is not forgiving if I forget

to balance my checkbook

because I was too busy on the Web.

TWELVE

Last, but not least,

I will remember

that I must go to bed sometime...

and the Web will always be there tomorrow!

(I HOPE!!!)

another one from 1999

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