Our resident joke poster at another board posted this one yesterday and I thought it was so funny... What is Celibacy? Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Walter and his wife, Ann, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.' He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?' Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered, 'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?' And thus began Walter's life of celibacy.

Cute I love kid's view jokes! Two blondes were on I4 going to Disney World. When they got to Orlando they saw the sign 'Disney left'. The one driving said, 'Oh shoot!!' and they turned around and went home.

FUNNY!!! Sure didn't expect that ending. Thanks Years ago, Hubs was digging in our front yard to put in a new septic system. A little neighbor boy came along and asked Hubs what he was doing. Hubs, being a jokester, told him he was putting in a swimming pool. Oh Boy!! the kid said while running home. I;m sure there was one disappointed little boy that summer.

I always enjoy your joke postings. This one is extremely funny, and I suspect it was gleaned from actual notes sent in by parents and not a joke at all. I have also seen some very funny compilations from insurance companies where people describe how an accident happened.