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Today's Funny

Posted by jasdip (My Page) on
Thu, Dec 20, 12 at 8:29

A Family Tradition

Mike was going to be married to Karen
so his Father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something.
On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants,
handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.'

She did and said, 'These are too big.
I can't wear them.'

I replied, 'Exactly... I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'

Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.

'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

So ... On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and
said to Karen, 'Here, try these on !

She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.

Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.
I don't want you to ever forget that.'

Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike.
She said, 'Here, you try on mine !

Mike did and said,
'I can't get into your panties.'

Karen said, 'Exactly.
And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.'

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RE: Today's Funny

hahahahahhahahahahahah thanks

RE: Today's Funny

It's a poor day that one doesn't learn sumthin.

o j

P.S. Had she been wearing some like those which graced my middle a couple of years back (and still do) ...

... there's a good possibility that he could have got into them.

That said ... I doubt that I'd be wearing them on my wedding night.

o j

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