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A joke - copied from a friend - he says it's an 'oldie'

Posted by jel48 (My Page) on
Mon, Dec 3, 12 at 8:07

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed
it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said,
'I'm here to feed the alligator...'

Some old men can still think fast.

Follow-Up Postings:

RE: A joke - copied from a friend - he says it's an 'oldie'

Thanks for the laugh. I never heard that one before! Clever old guy.

RE: A joke - copied from a friend - he says it's an 'oldie'

It was on here a while ago.

But good jokes, like wine, improve with age?

o j ... certified old fart (but it's too cold for alligators, now that there's ice on the pond)

RE: A joke - copied from a friend - he says it's an 'oldie'

I copied it, took it this morning to what used to be the "Senior Men's Coffee Hour" at church ...

... that changed to "ROMEOs" - Retired Old Men Eating Out ...

... that I said should be "ROMDOs" - Retired Old Men Drinking Out (which they wouldn't touch with a 10-foot pole) ...

... but I refer to as "The Old Farts' Club".

It disappeared.

ole joyfuelled

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