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Posted by jasdip (My Page) on
Fri, Nov 23, 12 at 9:27

The following questions were set in last year's GED examination These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds).

Q. Name the four seasons?
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

Q. How is dew formed?
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans?
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.

Q. What are steroids?
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. (Shoot yourself now, there is little hope)

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes?
A. Premature death. (It stands to reason)

Q. What is artificial insemination?
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow. (THAT I would like to witness)

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow. (Simple, but brilliant)

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized (e.g. The abdomen)?
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,O,U..

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie.

Q. What is the most common form of birth control?
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. (That would work)

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit.)

Q. What is a terminal illness?
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)

Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight. (brilliant)

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I don't know whether to laugh or to cry. Tell me, please, how do these same teens pass their driver's test?

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Pictures.

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It's a good one, but not last year's GED. I first read it when I was in high school in the 70s :-)

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It's a good one, but not last year's GED. I first read it when I was in high school in the 70s :-) And back then it was mimeographed on a sheet of paper :-D

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