they cut off my britches

OklaMoni

11 years ago

really funny clip

Here is a link that might be useful: britches off

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hounds_x_two
11 years ago
Very funny! Thank you.
Jasdip
11 years ago
Moni, that is hilarious!!!!

How refreshing to not have any swear words in a comedian's dialogue.
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rob333 (zone 7b)
11 years ago
When he first started talking, I was just sure he was gonna be Killer Beaz. But I loved his, "Your momma was right!" part.
sandiefl
11 years ago
Thank you for sharing this. I love Mark and the whole Gaither Family. It is nice to know that I can watch a comedian and not be offended by him. He reminds me of Red Skelton.Remember the days when people could be comedians and not be crude?
minnie_tx
11 years ago
That was fun be sure to watch the clip Star Spangled Banner (same page) guarantee you'll be bouncing and shouting loved it !!
ravencajun Zone 8b TX
11 years ago
oh my goodness that was funny and he is from Houston LOL
I already emailed that to some of my friends.
Thanks for the laugh
ravencajun Zone 8b TX
11 years ago
minnie I too loved the Star Spangled Banner video, the lead singer is a Navy vet, it gave me chill bumps. He really was putting all his heart into that song.
This is the link to their website
Madison Rising
dedtired
11 years ago
Very funny, but someone should tell Mel the correct way to spell helmet -- not helmut.
marie_ndcal
11 years ago
That was great and so was the version of the Star Spangle Banner--brought tears to my eyes.
houstonmom_gw
11 years ago
Loved it! Thanks for sharing.
minnie_tx
11 years ago
Raven Thanks for that site I saved it to listen to later and also sent it to some VETS
dorothy_oahu
11 years ago
I loved it! And that's why I made my DD take me home when I broke my leg. I knew they would cut off my pants so I took off my nice pants and put on some shorts before I would go to the hospital. LOL

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