wear socks and sandals
wear pants up to their armpits
comb their hair over to the other side, trying to cover the baldness

Do the comb over when their hair is thinning.

Wear their baseball cap backwards.

Wear speedos.

And that shoelace thing comes back when one gets older, that's why so many elders use Velcro closures on the shoes.

Date a teenager. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speedos are bad at any age!

Agreeing with the comb over and backwards baseball hat. The baseball hat is the lesser of two evils.

Fast Dancing

I find it hard to imagine what 35 looks like.

o j

have a crewcut.