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Fri, Aug 3, 12 at 18:49
| An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, Are you a real Pilot? He replied, Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearman's, then the early Grumman's, flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WW-II, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a Pilot, and you, what are you? She said, I'm a Lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked Women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked Women. When I shower, I think about naked Women. When I watch TV, I think about naked Women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women. The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old Pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot ?" He replied, “Always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a Lesbian”. |
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| hahahahahaha |
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| Just sent this to an old Pilot |
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| LOL! |
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| good one |
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| I can't wait to share this at work!! |
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- Posted by georgysmom (My Page) on Sun, Aug 5, 12 at 19:34
| I've got to memorize this one! |
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