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Posted by jasdip (My Page) on
Tue, Aug 28, 12 at 18:38


The Psychiatrist & The Proctologist


Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the
proctologist; they put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors". The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read:
"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids was
also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.

"Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go.

Next,they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" - thumbs down again..

Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good.

Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" unacceptable again!

So they tried "Analysis and AnalCysts" - not a chance.

"Nuts and Butts" - no way.

"Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good.

"Loons and Moons" - forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:

"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends". Everyone loved it.


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