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glenda next cruise ( alone) lol

Posted by susanjf (My Page) on
Tue, Jul 10, 12 at 9:38

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>> DEAR DIARY - DAY 1
>>
>> All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits,
>> short sets. Really, really exciting.
>>
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>> Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this
>> "all-girls" trip.
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>> It will be my first one, - and I can't wait!
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>> DEAR DIARY - DAY 2
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>> Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the
>> Captain today -- seems like a very nice, handsome man.
>>
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>> DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
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>> At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the
>> deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt
>> honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and
>> attentive.
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>> DEAR DIARY - DAY 4
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>> Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner
>> with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with
>> caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined.
>> Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.
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>> DEAR DIARY - DAY 5
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>> Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at
>> piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me
>> several large drinks.
>> Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the
>> night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his
>> way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked.
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>> DEAR DIARY - DAY 6
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>> Today I saved 2600 lives.
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>> Twice.
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RE: glenda next cruise ( alone) lol

LOL, Susan - you have a lot to be proud of!!!!! I'm so proud of you for doing such a nice deed for your fellow ship mates! Hopefully, when you get dock-side, you will find others in need of life-saving measures!


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RE: glenda next cruise ( alone) lol

Sigh, I wish :o)


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RE: glenda next cruise ( alone) lol

Thanks for sharing, it was hilarious.


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RE: glenda next cruise ( alone) lol

kay the biggest ship that actually moved i've been on was a ferry in wa state, lol...but wasn't alone....


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RE: glenda next cruise ( alone) lol

Well, Susan - be a hero whenever you can!!!!


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