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>> DEAR DIARY - DAY 1 >> >> All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, >> short sets. Really, really exciting. >> >> >> Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this >> "all-girls" trip. >> >> >> It will be my first one, - and I can't wait! >> >> -------------------------------------------------------------- >> DEAR DIARY - DAY 2 >> >> Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the >> Captain today -- seems like a very nice, handsome man. >> >> -------------------------------------------------------------- >> DEAR DIARY - DAY 3 >> >> At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the >> deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt >> honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and >> attentive. >> ---------------------------------------------------------- >> DEAR DIARY - DAY 4 >> >> >> >> Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner >> with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with >> caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. >> Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband. >> >> -------------------------------------------------------------- >> DEAR DIARY - DAY 5 >> >> Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at >> piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me >> several large drinks. >> Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the >> night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his >> way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked. >> >> -------------------------------------------------------------- >> DEAR DIARY - DAY 6 >> >> Today I saved 2600 lives. >> >> >> >> >> Twice. >> |
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| LOL, Susan - you have a lot to be proud of!!!!! I'm so proud of you for doing such a nice deed for your fellow ship mates! Hopefully, when you get dock-side, you will find others in need of life-saving measures! |
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| Sigh, I wish :o) |
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| Thanks for sharing, it was hilarious. |
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| kay the biggest ship that actually moved i've been on was a ferry in wa state, lol...but wasn't alone.... |
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| Well, Susan - be a hero whenever you can!!!! |
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