I make up for everyone else. I have many many aprons. I sometimes use ONE of them. The rest are from my mom and grandmother. I'm not really all that sure that covering the very bottom of your outfit with a piece of tissue (ok, maybe not, but man it is so thin!) is going to help against gravy getting on you. It surely is pretty and frilly. :) Very 50s.

Gift cards is all I can think of. But why would anyone ever buy it for themselves? I guess you could, but it's not really sensible. Ooh, I have it. Strippers!

I agree, gift cards.

Sue

Flowers
Box of chocolate candy

Vacuum cleaners

I guess I'm the 1 in 5 that wears an apron. Love them!

My first thought was a dozen roses or other types of floral arrangements/bouquets.

I do however like rob's answer :) Strippers can be the perfect gift for those difficult to buy for people!

I remember getting singing telegrams back in the day. Are they still around?

They kind of are; on Valentine's Day, local barbershop singing organizations offer quartets delivered to your home to sing a special message. They are very nice, if you like things that are attention getters.

And no, they're not strippers. :)

but that would get my attention dees!

I know it would Rob! ;)

One more answer.....toasters.

I should think of aprons before I cook. I have several, but only think about using them when I spill or splatter.

More guesses...
Silver tray- one of the most popular 1970s wedding gifts.
Cuff links

Box of candies.