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Tue, Feb 5, 13 at 21:56
| Let the creative juices flow! 5-word limit for each reply. I'll start... Once upon a time there... |
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- Posted by ravencajun (My Page) on Tue, Feb 5, 13 at 22:51
| Was a big black horse |
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- Posted by YogaLady1948 (My Page) on Tue, Feb 5, 13 at 22:54
| wearing a bright red saddle |
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| with a beautiful lady riding |
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| They rode down a path |
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- Posted by ravencajun (My Page) on Wed, Feb 6, 13 at 0:06
| That led to a lovely |
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| Old stone bridge crossing a |
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- Posted by ravencajun (My Page) on Wed, Feb 6, 13 at 2:12
| babbling brook surrounded by wildflowers. |
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- Posted by hounds_x_two (My Page) on Wed, Feb 6, 13 at 2:47
| They were not aware of |
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- Posted by cheryl_down_under (My Page) on Wed, Feb 6, 13 at 2:57
| the danger that lurked beyond |
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| A dragon lay sunning himself. |
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| The dragon heard them coming |
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| ...from far away. The sounds of the Beatles ' Abbey Road soundtrack were reverberating from hill to hill. He opened one eye and...... |
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| OMG, I apologize profusely for not reading the rules. Ignore my post. |
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- Posted by phyllis__mn (My Page) on Wed, Feb 6, 13 at 7:59
| He opened one eye and.......... (thanks, rhizo!!) |
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| And let out a terrible roar |
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| And let out a terrible roar |
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| They turned tail and ran |
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| The horse stumbled and fell. |
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- Posted by mama_goose (My Page) on Wed, Feb 6, 13 at 10:50
| but regained its footing when |
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| the dragon steadied the horse. |
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| The dragon said "You scared |
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| the beautiful lady leaned right |
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| me! Don't do that!" |
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| The dragon laughed and fire |
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| licked at her dress |
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- Posted by phyllis__mn (My Page) on Wed, Feb 6, 13 at 14:22
| which wasn't fire-proof, so she............. |
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- Posted by ravencajun (My Page) on Wed, Feb 6, 13 at 14:24
| She stepped into the creek, |
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| thinking what a terrible day! |
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- Posted by mama_goose (My Page) on Wed, Feb 6, 13 at 15:10
| Ignoring the horse, the dragon |
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| stood by the creek and |
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- Posted by ravencajun (My Page) on Wed, Feb 6, 13 at 15:40
| extended his hand to her |
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- Posted by bengardening (My Page) on Wed, Feb 6, 13 at 15:43
| upon learning who she was |
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| the dragon's eyes opened wide |
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| "A Kardashian?" hmmm... maybe I |
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| That Kardashian was ... all wet |
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- Posted by ravencajun (My Page) on Wed, Feb 6, 13 at 16:31
| The dragon rolled his eyes! |
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- Posted by hounds_x_two (My Page) on Wed, Feb 6, 13 at 16:37
| Hoping he could ignite her |
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| And send her back to |
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| La-La-Land where she belongs! |
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- Posted by hounds_x_two (My Page) on Wed, Feb 6, 13 at 17:09
| Instead, he ignited her passion |
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| one kiss the dragon turned |
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- Posted by ravencajun 8 (My Page) on Wed, Feb 6, 13 at 17:20
| her into big warty toad! |
This post was edited by ravencajun on Wed, Feb 6, 13 at 17:22
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| LOL!!! You guys are funny! She looked down at herself |
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| and actually liked her new |
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| bumpy lumpy look, I think I'll |
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- Posted by mama_goose (My Page) on Wed, Feb 6, 13 at 18:42
| stuff myself into something revealing |
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- Posted by ravencajun (My Page) on Wed, Feb 6, 13 at 18:56
| the horse and the dragon |
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- Posted by mama_goose (My Page) on Wed, Feb 6, 13 at 19:26
| I have tattooed on my |
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| shoulders a great big colourful |
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| beautiful warty toad I love |
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| beautiful warty toad I love |
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| dragon I once dated |
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| Along came an ugly prince |
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- Posted by hounds_x_two (My Page) on Wed, Feb 6, 13 at 20:26
| Who had his eye on |
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- Posted by marie-ndcal (My Page) on Wed, Feb 6, 13 at 20:30
| the green and red dragon |
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| my new green beautiful legs |
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| I didn't want the ugly |
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- Posted by hounds_x_two (My Page) on Wed, Feb 6, 13 at 22:01
| pimple on my chin to |
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| get in the way of |
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| a prospective husband, so I |
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| scrubbed my face with |
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| 'OUT THOU DAMN PIMPLE' and |
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- Posted by ravencajun (My Page) on Thu, Feb 7, 13 at 1:41
| her face turned bright pink! |
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| She called upon Dr. Oz |
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- Posted by hounds_x_two (My Page) on Thu, Feb 7, 13 at 7:08
| who said she really needed |
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- Posted by mama_goose (My Page) on Thu, Feb 7, 13 at 8:09
| hemp seed and pomegranate juice |
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| but, the Doctor's told her to |
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- Posted by hounds_x_two (My Page) on Thu, Feb 7, 13 at 8:49
| drink lots of good tequila |
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| and get plenty of it! |
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| exercise is bad for you. |
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| says the indolent TV watcher |
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- Posted by hounds_x_two (My Page) on Thu, Feb 7, 13 at 12:50
| So, Kardashian-toad girl went searching |
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- Posted by ravencajun (My Page) on Thu, Feb 7, 13 at 14:43
| for toad sized exercise clothes |
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| Shopkeeper told her she wasn't |
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| going to call the paparazzi (sp?) |
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- Posted by hounds_x_two (My Page) on Thu, Feb 7, 13 at 17:53
| to photograph the ugly pimple |
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- Posted by mama_goose (My Page) on Thu, Feb 7, 13 at 18:27
| because we've all had pimples |
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| ... but didn't keep 'em long ... |
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- Posted by ravencajun (My Page) on Thu, Feb 7, 13 at 18:39
| Even warty toads have pimples! |
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| She decided to go back |
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| to Hollywood, warts and all |
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- Posted by sheilajoyce (My Page) on Thu, Feb 7, 13 at 21:16
| And plan a lavish wedding. |
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- Posted by hounds_x_two (My Page) on Thu, Feb 7, 13 at 23:42
| Totally forgetting no one proposed, |
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| got a gig on "Bridezillas". |
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| She tried stuffing herself into |
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| a tutu of a dress |
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| A clown car along with |
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- Posted by hounds_x_two 8 (My Page) on Fri, Feb 8, 13 at 7:55
| horse, dragon, ugly prince and |
This post was edited by hounds_x_two on Fri, Feb 8, 13 at 7:56
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- Posted by mama_goose (My Page) on Fri, Feb 8, 13 at 8:38
| her grandmother's silver and china |
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- Posted by mama_goose (My Page) on Fri, Feb 8, 13 at 8:40
| and the entire (ugly) bridal party |
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- Posted by phyllis__mn (My Page) on Fri, Feb 8, 13 at 10:53
| boogied on down the road |
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| Once upon a time there... Was a big black horse wearing a bright red saddle with a beautiful lady riding They rode down a path That led to a lovely Old stone bridge crossing a babbling brook surrounded by wildflowers. They were not aware of the danger that lurked beyond A dragon lay sunning himself. The dragon heard them coming He opened one eye and.......... And let out a terrible roar They turned tail and ran The horse stumbled and fell. but regained its footing when the dragon steadied the horse. The dragon said "You scared the beautiful lady leaned right me! Don't do that!" The dragon laughed and fire She looked down at herself So, Kardashian-toad girl went searching She tried stuffing herself into |
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| in search of a groom |
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| who looked like George Clooney |
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| and was dressed in a |
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- Posted by ravencajun (My Page) on Fri, Feb 8, 13 at 14:05
| lime green designer label tuxedo. |
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- Posted by mama_goose (My Page) on Fri, Feb 8, 13 at 14:38
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| However, a toad was not |
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- Posted by hounds_x_two (My Page) on Fri, Feb 8, 13 at 23:58
| available as a suitable groom. |
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| A new idea struck her |
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| to reinvent herself as a |
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| fairy godmother so she could |
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| build a world of her choosing (sorry about the over-limit) o j |
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- Posted by hounds_x_two (My Page) on Sat, Feb 9, 13 at 16:50
| But Fairy Godmother University denied |
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| approval for Kardashian based on |
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| her true genes as a |
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| reality tv star whose mother |
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| hired Bruce Jenner's plastic surgeon |
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| Kardashian had another great idea |
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| she would become a nun |
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- Posted by hounds_x_two (My Page) on Sat, Feb 9, 13 at 23:45
| because she needed good habits! |
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| (I'm too tired to play but that was a good one, hounds! LOL) |
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| Mother Superior scolded Kardashian because |
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- Posted by ravencajun (My Page) on Sun, Feb 10, 13 at 1:00
| she had sex tape history! |
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- Posted by hounds_x_two (My Page) on Sun, Feb 10, 13 at 1:53
| The pond-hopping toad-slut! |
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| Kardashian smiled and said "Mother...... |
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| you sleep around also. |
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| Mother Superior was shocked that |
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| Mother Superior was shocked that |
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| Kardashian knew of her previous |
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| indiscretions with the toad from |
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- Posted by hounds_x_two (My Page) on Sun, Feb 10, 13 at 15:12
| her past as a Vegas |
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| stripper. Mother thought that if.... |
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| She tells the truth |
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| in confession, her sins will |
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- Posted by hounds_x_two (My Page) on Sun, Feb 10, 13 at 20:33
| make the priest faint! So |
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| she decided why bother |
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| I'll become a pole dancer |
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| and with the money I make |
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- Posted by ravencajun (My Page) on Mon, Feb 11, 13 at 2:24
| I'll start up my own |
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| Webbed based sex site for |
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| fallen sports athletes. |
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| in need of a little cash |
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| (Looked like Mother Superior was really shocked, as that part of the story appeared to need retelling). to go out on the town |
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- Posted by hounds_x_two (My Page) on Mon, Feb 11, 13 at 16:38
| Meanwhile, horse, dragon & ugly prince |
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| had given up hope that |
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| Nothing much was changing except..... |
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- Posted by hounds_x_two (My Page) on Tue, Feb 12, 13 at 7:45
| Kardashian and Mother Superior. So, |
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