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Let's write a story!

Posted by hounds_x_two (My Page) on
Tue, Feb 5, 13 at 21:56

Let the creative juices flow!
5-word limit for each reply.
I'll start...

Once upon a time there...


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Was a big black horse


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wearing a bright red saddle


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with a beautiful lady riding


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They rode down a path


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That led to a lovely


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Old stone bridge crossing a


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babbling brook surrounded by wildflowers.


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They were not aware of


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the danger that lurked beyond


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A dragon lay sunning himself.


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The dragon heard them coming


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...from far away. The sounds of the Beatles ' Abbey Road soundtrack were reverberating from hill to hill. He opened one eye and......


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OMG, I apologize profusely for not reading the rules. Ignore my post.


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He opened one eye and..........

(thanks, rhizo!!)


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And let out a terrible roar


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And let out a terrible roar


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They turned tail and ran


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The horse stumbled and fell.


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but regained its footing when


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the dragon steadied the horse.


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The dragon said "You scared


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the beautiful lady leaned right


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me! Don't do that!"


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The dragon laughed and fire


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licked at her dress


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which wasn't fire-proof, so she.............


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She stepped into the creek,


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thinking what a terrible day!


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Ignoring the horse, the dragon


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stood by the creek and


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extended his hand to her


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upon learning who she was


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the dragon's eyes opened wide


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"A Kardashian?" hmmm... maybe I


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That Kardashian was ... all wet


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The dragon rolled his eyes!


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Hoping he could ignite her


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And send her back to


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La-La-Land where she belongs!


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Instead, he ignited her passion


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one kiss the dragon turned


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her into big warty toad!

This post was edited by ravencajun on Wed, Feb 6, 13 at 17:22


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LOL!!! You guys are funny!

She looked down at herself


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and actually liked her new


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bumpy lumpy look, I think I'll


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stuff myself into something revealing


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the horse and the dragon


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I have tattooed on my


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shoulders a great big colourful


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beautiful warty toad I love


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beautiful warty toad I love


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dragon I once dated


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Along came an ugly prince


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Who had his eye on


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the green and red dragon


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my new green beautiful legs


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I didn't want the ugly


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pimple on my chin to


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get in the way of


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a prospective husband, so I


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scrubbed my face with


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'OUT THOU DAMN PIMPLE' and


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her face turned bright pink!


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She called upon Dr. Oz


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who said she really needed


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hemp seed and pomegranate juice


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but, the Doctor's told her to


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drink lots of good tequila


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and get plenty of it!


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exercise is bad for you.


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says the indolent TV watcher


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So, Kardashian-toad girl went searching


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for toad sized exercise clothes


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Shopkeeper told her she wasn't


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going to call the paparazzi (sp?)


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to photograph the ugly pimple


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because we've all had pimples


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... but didn't keep 'em long ...


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Even warty toads have pimples!


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She decided to go back


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to Hollywood, warts and all


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And plan a lavish wedding.


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Totally forgetting no one proposed,


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got a gig on "Bridezillas".


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She tried stuffing herself into


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a tutu of a dress


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A clown car along with


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horse, dragon, ugly prince and

This post was edited by hounds_x_two on Fri, Feb 8, 13 at 7:56


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her grandmother's silver and china


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and the entire (ugly) bridal party


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boogied on down the road


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Once upon a time there...
Was a big black horse
wearing a bright red saddle
with a beautiful lady riding
They rode down a path
That led to a lovely
Old stone bridge crossing a
babbling brook surrounded by wildflowers.
They were not aware of
the danger that lurked beyond
A dragon lay sunning himself.
The dragon heard them coming
He opened one eye and..........
And let out a terrible roar
They turned tail and ran
The horse stumbled and fell.
but regained its footing when
the dragon steadied the horse.
The dragon said "You scared
the beautiful lady leaned right
me! Don't do that!"

The dragon laughed and fire
licked at her dress
which wasn't fire-proof, so she.............
She stepped into the creek,
thinking what a terrible day!
Ignoring the horse, the dragon
stood by the creek and
extended his hand to her
upon learning who she was
the dragon's eyes opened wide
"A Kardashian?" hmmm... maybe I
That Kardashian was ... all wet
The dragon rolled his eyes!
Hoping he could ignite her
And send her back to
La-La-Land where she belongs!
Instead, he ignited her passion
one kiss the dragon turned
her into big warty toad!

She looked down at herself
and actually liked her new
bumpy lumpy look, I think I'll
stuff myself into something revealing
the horse and the dragon
I have tattooed on my
shoulders a great big colourful
beautiful warty toad I love
dragon I once dated
Along came an ugly prince
Who had his eye on
the green and red dragon
my new green beautiful legs
I didn't want the ugly
pimple on my chin to
get in the way of
a prospective husband, so I
scrubbed my face with
'OUT THOU DAMN PIMPLE' and
her face turned bright pink!
She called upon Dr. Oz
who said she really needed
hemp seed and pomegranate juice
but, the Doctor's told her to
drink lots of good tequila
and get plenty of it!
exercise is bad for you.
says the indolent TV watcher

So, Kardashian-toad girl went searching
for toad sized exercise clothes
Shopkeeper told her she wasn't
going to call the paparazzi (sp?)
to photograph the ugly pimple
because we've all had pimples
but didn't keep 'em long ...
Even warty toads have pimples!
She decided to go back
to Hollywood, warts and all
And plan a lavish wedding.
Totally forgetting no one proposed,
got a gig on "Bridezillas".

She tried stuffing herself into
a tutu of a dress
A clown car along with
horse, dragon, ugly prince and
her grandmother's silver and china
and the entire (ugly) bridal party


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in search of a groom


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who looked like George Clooney


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and was dressed in a


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lime green designer label tuxedo.


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hehe...

Here is a link that might be useful: He had his own style


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However, a toad was not


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available as a suitable groom.


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A new idea struck her


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to reinvent herself as a


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fairy godmother so she could


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build a world of her choosing (sorry about the over-limit)

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But Fairy Godmother University denied


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approval for Kardashian based on


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her true genes as a


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reality tv star whose mother


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hired Bruce Jenner's plastic surgeon


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Kardashian had another great idea


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she would become a nun


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because she needed good habits!


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(I'm too tired to play but that was a good one, hounds! LOL)


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Mother Superior scolded Kardashian because


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she had sex tape history!


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The pond-hopping toad-slut!


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Kardashian smiled and said "Mother......


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you sleep around also.


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Mother Superior was shocked that


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Mother Superior was shocked that


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Kardashian knew of her previous


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indiscretions with the toad from


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her past as a Vegas


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stripper. Mother thought that if....


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She tells the truth


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in confession, her sins will


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make the priest faint! So


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she decided why bother


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I'll become a pole dancer


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and with the money I make


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I'll start up my own


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Webbed based sex site for


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fallen sports athletes.


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in need of a little cash


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(Looked like Mother Superior was really shocked, as that part of the story appeared to need retelling).

to go out on the town


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Meanwhile, horse, dragon & ugly prince


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had given up hope that


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Nothing much was changing except.....


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Kardashian and Mother Superior. So,


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