been thinking of funny stories from the past

OklaMoni

10 years ago

and found Dottie's bathtub story...

Here is a link that might be useful: Dotties bathtub episode

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gadgets
10 years ago
Oh, Moni, thanks for the belly laugh. Every time I read that story, it cracks me up.

Shirley
jemdandy
10 years ago
LOL !
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lindaohnowga
10 years ago
Oh how I miss Dottie and Marlen too. I would sit here reading those two and laugh until the tears were rolling.
marygailv
10 years ago
That is why I no longer get down in the tub, but shower since the time I had to roll over on my knees and push myself up with my knees and arms.
Jasdip
10 years ago
I liked the story line that a number of us were making up as we went along. It lasted weeks.

Do you remember this one, Moni?

Here is a link that might be useful: Never Wax your Hoo-Ha!
OklaMoni
Original Author
10 years ago
LOL, you have to get JoAnn to put it on the website she made.... LOL, or, is it already there?

Moni
ellendi
10 years ago
Moni, how to you get to the KT website? I saw it once through a link but don't know how to access it.
OklaMoni
Original Author
10 years ago
Ellen, here you go

Here is a link that might be useful: KT place
liz
10 years ago
when I first came to the KT there was a story on another of the GW forums called Home Projects or something like that...It was HUSBANDS messing it up projects...it had gone on for years and was sooo darned funny...I sure wish someone would have kept it...

Like You Moni...I love rereading the Bath episode and just recently I sought out the DOGS IN ELK...episode...fortunately its pretty easy to find on the web...
gadgets
10 years ago
Here's a page I have bookmarked. Don't know if it's a part of the KT place or not.

Shirley

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