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Favorite things

lilliepad
16 years ago

I got this in an e-mail today and thought I'd pass it on!

> Julie Andrews turned 69 - To commemorate her 69th.

> birthday on October 1, actress/vocalist, Julie

> Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's

> Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP.

> One of the musical numbers she performed was "My

> Favorite Things" from the legendary movie "Sound Of

> Music."

>
> Here are the actual lyrics she used:

>
> Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,

> Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,

> Bundles of magazines tied up in string, These are a

> few of my favorite things.

>
> Cadillacs and cataracts, and hearing aids and

> glasses, Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in

> glasses, Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with

> swings, These are a few of my favorite things.

>
> When the pipes leak,

> When the bones creak,

> When the knees go bad,

> I simply remember my favorite things,

> And then I don't feel so bad.

>
> Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions, No

> spicy hot food or food cooked with onions, Bathrobes

> and heating pads and hot meals they bring, These are

> a few of my favorite things.

>
> Back pains, confused brains, and no need for

> sinnin', Thin bones and fractures and hair that is

> thinnin', And we won't mention our short, shrunken

> frames, When we remember our favorite things.

>
> When the joints ache,

> When the hips break,

> When the eyes grow dim,

> Then I remember the great life I've had, And then I

> don't feel so bad.

>
> (Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the

> crowd that lasted over four minutes and repeated

> encores.) Please share Ms. Andrews' clever wit and

> humor with others who would appreciate it.

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