YES, I just about peed myself when I pulled up your post, now I am hyperventilating as I type. Scariest thing ever. And I know that whoever wrote those Chuckie movies saw it too.
EEK!
PS check out the vintage copper hood someone just posted, if it could be cut down it would be awesome in your kitchen particularly now that you are leaning to black countertops...

BTW I was sitting in the sunroom, under the kachina dolls, one of whom has a spear, when I opened your post.

Happy to brighten up yer day! I'll check out the range hood next...

You should probably get rid of that doll. Just sayin'.