I suspect I have a cleaning sloth around here.

I'm confused about number 7. This toaster makes smoked cream? Is that a thing? Is it food for the damp sloth? Sheesh, I gotta get out more.

Uhh sorry ma'am. The sloth was on back order - thanks for your patience.

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Thanks for that!

Make sure your sloth is relaxed, first--it should be a soft sloth as well as a damp one--or it could scratch the finish and you'll need to use the thickened cream to buff it out.

I'm glad they tell you not to use abrasives. I'm pretty sure the damp sloth wouldn't like that, no matter how relaxed it was to begin with.

OMG, and have you all smelled a damp sloth lately? Not pretty, I can assure you.

PS - that guy in the box sure is cute though!

Oh, this post is hilarious!!!!!!! I'll bet it goes down in GW history alongside some others. I'm working right now, and literally laughing while answering the phone. Thanks to you guys I'm thinking and laughing at a cleaning sloth. Love the pic too of course! LOL

They don't smell so bad if you give them a bath. Gee, this toaster needs a lot of maintenance! First smoked cream, now hibiscus blossoms.

Here is a link that might be useful: Damp Sloths

oh, boy. I remember my Cuisinart toaster being lower maintenance when it was new. GW forums has a lot of info, but someone should dig up, or start, a "Where do you store your sloth?" thread if this is the new trend in small kitchen appliances.

Thanks for the laugh! :)

Unlike a pop-tart, sloths are not toaster safe.âÂÂ

I wish I had a cleaning sloth! And a laundry faerie...

That is a real hoot!

You guys, it HAS to be because it's the Professional Series toaster. They wouldn't expect you to have a sloth in your home. Restaurants are definitely where damp slots belong.

Then I bet it is a Professional sloth.

Omigosh, I'm still sniffling! I think you should insist they send you that sloth. Obviously, they have multiple uses and make very good pets. Kristen Bell got one for her birthday and didn't make any mention of a toaster.

Here is a link that might be useful: Kristen Bell's birthday sloth

All you need to know about toasters

tomato, you should have warned me to not watch that at work!

[When washing] baby sloths, there's no need for closepins.

'nuf said. :)

Errant, I once had a visit from an ironing faerie. It was as divine as you might think.

I think the smoke may have something to do with drying the damp sloth,,,prevents odors and mildew. c

...but it has to be professional, organic smoke.

I've never had a cleaning sloth or an ironing faerie. Just dust bunnies :-(.

Oh my god, I'm dying! This is too funny. I feel like a cleaning sloth. Or a sloth in general. But less fuzzy. That Ellen video was hilarious!

Does their dorm room allow sloths? Maybe he can live in the basement with the laundry faeries.

Actually you would need a couple of sloths, a damp one to wipe the toaster and a dry one to "dry thoroughly."

I sent a note to customer service asking where I can find a sloth since one was not included and will he become very angry if I dampen him???? Need prompt reply, please.

Hi Annkh,

Have you contacted the manufacturer asking for clarification/further instructions?

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Maybe the thickened cream is for bathing the sloth. Geez, what is this country coming to if we can't think outside the box and be problem solvers?

"I suspect I have a cleaning sloth around here."

LOL! (Quick on the draw, kitchendetective!)

My daughter has a cleaning sloth; it's called a teenage boy! She'll vouch that it's not that useful.

Cleaning sloths have a down side, they are slow.

Too funny! And I love the youtube video on bathing sloths!