Do they have other models? Not a fan of wine, but I'd happily pour myself an amaretto sour for breakfast every morning. That's close enough to orange juice, right?

Would need to call the plumber to find out. LOL

I understand that using both handles yields Sangria and certain aerators yield Champagne.

Yes. the plumber is left handed.

That looks like a bathroom sink... If she's drinking that in the bathroom, wonder what's pouring in the kitchen? Margaritas?

For sure if I had that set up, I'd need a prep sink dispensing hot coffee for the next morning...

That's a hoot. Peke

Lol! I need one of those!