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joyfulguy

An offer for purchasers of lottery tickets ...

joyfulguy
17 years ago

As a personal financial advisor for a number of years, I've seen many people deeply hurt through shortage of money.

Quite a number had more income than they needed for essentials, earlier, but chose to use it for various things - and the cushion wasn't there when they needed it.

I've cried, inside, watching people buying Nevada tickets at the Lottery kiosk in the mall, then ripping the covers off of one ...

... then throwing it into the garbage.

Ripping the covers off of another ...

... then throwing it into the garbage.

Repeated over and over.

I was buying a weekend business newspaper a few weeks ago at the service desk of the grocery supermarket, and the lady was refilling those trays of lottery tickets that slide under a plastic holder that covers the counter.

When she finished, I told her that it has seemed to me increasingly, over recent years, that the quickest way that I know of to turn good money into scrap paper ...

... is to buy lottery tickets.

Her reply? ... "You got that right!!".

So - if any of you like to buy lottery tickets, here's my offer.

If you want to give me a Dollar ...

... I'll give you 35 cents.

And day that you choose.

That's about the percentage of payout offered by many lotteries (if they're not being chiselled, as I outlined in another tread recently relative to recent events with our Provincial lottery).

Just let me know how many Dollars you'd like to deal with in that way - I'll see what we can arrange.

I hear that the one-armed bandits pay about the same (except, sometimes, near a high-traffic area in a Casino).

However, if you want to increase your odds, I've heard a rumour that the payout is about 85% of the handle at many horse-tracks.

Good wishes for a happy holiday to everyone.

If you want to cheat someone, please don't do it to others.

And I'd hate to see you do it to yourself, either.

ole joyful

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