LOL, I thought you meant get off the toilet, so I had to click on this to see what the heck this funny post was about! Nice pic, best of luck. Maybe an auction . . ?

I would say the chances of you finding this rug are slim to none. Appears it could be an antique. Very flat weave. Could be needlepoint, but maybe not. Not much detail to go by.

Also depends on how much you want to spend. If you are in the less than $1,000 market for the rug, your best chance is to check all the various on-line rug sellers and search based on the predominate colors of black and brown and see if you can find some thing you can settle for.

Check out the "tribal rugs" at Overstock

Kalaty has a Soumak collection with black choices. I have several of their flatweaves and have been very happy with them. Indestructible.

Here is a link that might be useful: Kalaty Soumak Collection

I've spent hours, hours and HOURS looking at rugs this week. You should have no trouble finding a rug with these colors. You will have trouble choosing just one.