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How to sell your house...or something

bbstx
9 years ago

I think this condo is in Australia. I like the picture of the parsley at 1:07. It would sure make me want to buy that condo!

Here is a link that might be useful: Provocative Real Estate Video

Comments (23)

  • DLM2000-GW
    9 years ago

    Damn! I left my evening gown and sparklers in the shower!

  • kswl2
    9 years ago

    If I thought the video was representative of the other condo owners I wouldn't buy or even view the property. Nouveau vulgar, with a side of augmentation.

  • bbstx
    Original Author
    9 years ago

    How are you people missing the parsley?!?!? That parsley sold me!

  • robo (z6a)
    9 years ago

    The vertical orientation of that video was truly offensive.

  • jakabedy
    9 years ago

    Girl, you need to USE that baptismal font in the living room!!

  • Fun2BHere
    9 years ago

    Wow! If you hadn't told me that it was a real estate commercial, I would have thought it was a commercial for a plastic surgeon or clothing designer. I think the advertisement didn't have quite the impact the agents thought it would...lol.

  • anele_gw
    9 years ago

    Yes, the PARSLEY. What the ???

    I don't know. I'm not the target audience, so they probably don't care what I think!

  • tomatofreak
    9 years ago

    I think they totally missed the mark. Most home buying decisions are made by women. What woman in he[[ would want to even see this. Unless they're marketing to single millionaire studs, they should have used a hot guy.

    kswl got it right: "Nouveau vulgar, with a side of augmentation." A **lot** of augmentation, lol!

  • oldbat2be
    9 years ago

    I endured the bad music and lack of wardrobe changes to get to the highlight - parsley - then gratefully stopped.

    I need humorous captions or dialog with my terriblerealestateagentvideos:)

  • outsideplaying_gw
    9 years ago

    Interesting twist on marketing, that's for sure. Totally distracted by the music, sparklers, parsley, and, um, provocative wet bodied-scenery to notice anything about the 'real estate' for sale.

  • bbstx
    Original Author
    9 years ago

    Every time I come back to this post, jakabedy's comment (9/18 22:47) makes me giggle.

  • nosoccermom
    9 years ago

    OK, they are "lifestyle real estate agents." They made all kinds of other strange videos.
    Listing below.

    And here's the traditional video.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTKYJdNzUkU

    Here is a link that might be useful: listing

  • selcier
    9 years ago

    robotropolis: Haha! I was thinking the same thing.

    And WHY of WHY where almost all the shots of the actual apartment in black and white??? The one shot I saw in color looked great: did you see those fantastic blue velvet sofas????

  • aputernut
    9 years ago

    Are you sure they are not selling Boob Jobs? what's the name of the Doc.?

  • bbstx
    Original Author
    9 years ago

    Did you see the receptionist's desk at the front door in the ordinary video NSM posted? What's with that?

  • nosoccermom
    9 years ago

    Can you imagine if you buy that house and your friends and neighbors have seen that video?

  • dgranara
    9 years ago

    Opening exterior shot...annnnnnnd cut to breasts. Deck...breasts...pool...breasts...hallway...breasts...living room...breasts...kitchen...breasts. At least they're nice breasts?

  • evenshade
    9 years ago

    Maybe we're missing the point....maybe she comes with the condo. ;)

  • kitschykitch
    9 years ago

    Stagers, take note.

  • gyr_falcon
    9 years ago

    I don't know what the campaign has done for sales, but I am sure it has produced been a very large number of looky-loos.

  • kswl2
    9 years ago

    lol, kitschy!! As to the parsley, maybe that is some kind of subliminal hint that she can cook, too....

  • nosoccermom
    9 years ago

    How about this one? What's good for the gander is good for he goose :)

    Here is a link that might be useful: another video

  • deegw
    9 years ago

    Is "model" a code word for soft porn actress?