The appliances are nothing to write home about, that's for sure. If I had that kind of dough, I'd build a house on a hill overlooking a forest!

Wait, let me get my sunglasses on. Nope, still too much glare. Yikes!

Thirty years ago, those appliances were probably pretty state of the art.

In addition to the purchase price, and the cost of renovation (unless you want high eighties post-disco décor) comes about $2800 monthly in taxes and condo fees.

Oh my - that poor piano. That's the absolute worst location for a piano. Oh that's so sad. And then it's all downhill from there.....

Don't forget the cost of sunscreen either.

Step 1: Buy the place
Step 2: Silver polish and Windex
Step 3: '80s party!!!

That's impressively impractical. What is the square footage? It appears to look very spacious. Of course it could be an illusion from all those crazy reflections and angles.

It's 1830 square feet. It works out to about $533 a square foot, which for an apartment in that neighborhood, is probably on the cheaper end of the spectrum.

There's a house in my locale that is used for skin-flicks. Beautiful acreage and stately white brick with tree- lined drive. I think the owners of this place moved there...

It's interesting that you say that. Last year, I posted an apartment in a different building that was much the same, and the owner of that apartment was a producer in the porn industry.

Too small for a disco.

Sa wank yyyy.

I want to see Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence in there. After they replace the carpet.

I admit I don't hate it, except for the kitchen sink.

and the fingerprints. Oy the fingerprints!

if only walls could talk- what a story could be told! the parties that must have held there...!

You would have to be really happy with your looks to live with that many reflective surfaces. Wowzers! Was the owner's name Narcissus?

I would not get it unless you like it the way it is.

If you play piano, like to dance, and like brightly lit areas, it is ideal.

It could even be used for yoga classes or sensory awareness groups!

If you do like it, snatch it--there can't be many like it.

Then, cultivate friendships with musicians and etc. and have a great time.

Great views, nice fireplace, love the bathroom, & I even like the kitchen except for the sink, which is only big enough to dump a couple of cocktails into before putting the glasses in the dishwasher. The "ballroom" -- you wouldn't have any trouble pulling sofas away from the walls for a conversational arrangement. Plenty of room for a big dining table too. Put in hardwood flooring (ebony?), buy some rugs to anchor the furniture arrangements, & voila.

Actually I tend to find the views from this high up pretty flat, hazy and bland in most directions. Maybe at night it's a little more interesting.

But I think this apartment was probably more focused on the night skyline. I think they may have done better to shoot the real estate photos at night with supplemental lighting.

Uh....open bathroom?.....I don't think so....

You had me at Patrick Bateman.

" I think they may have done better to shoot the real estate photos at night with supplemental lighting. "

Great idea. It's a night time kind of place anyway.