Lol!

DH already acts like that and he's far from being retired!

Long time ago we bought a DVD player at Wal-Mart. You know how they check your receipt at the door? Well, DH was carrying the DVD player and I had the receipt. As we approach the poor receipt checker, DH sticks the DVD player under his arm like a football, takes of in a full on sprint and yells, "They'll never get me!" Of course, I follow up behind him and present the receipt. The lady went from panic to laughter and asked me if he always does that sort of thing. I said, "Unfortunately yes." And she said, "He's a keeper!"

Hilarious. How were you able to keep a straight face?

Thanks -I need a laugh today!

Thank you for the laughs! I actually am laughing out loud! I'd have loved to see the look on that woman's face.

So funny.

These stories remind me of my dad who was quite the jokester. Two vivid memories...one time my parents were going on vacation and I must have been in my teens/early 20's and took them to the airport. We checked them in and proceeded up the escalator to the gate (long before TSA). As we got to the top of the escalator my dad yelled out as loud as he could "I'm on vacation!" Everyone in the area laughed and began clapping. I, of course, was absolutely mortified.

One April Fool's dad got up in the middle of the night and set every clock ahead one hour...all four kids got to school an hour early that day.

I have an airport escalator story too.
DH and I were on one of those very long, slow moving escalators at an airport. 3 loaded escalators over a man was having a ridiculously loud conversation on his cell phone. My normally quiet and reserved DH, without warning, suddenly shouted across to the cell phone guy "Can you please speak up, I can't hear you!" The whole place erupted in laughter and there was a ripple of applause!

Thanks for the laugh. I grew up shopping at Publix. Remember when they were closed on Sunday's? I can totally picture this story as it unfolds. My Mom lives in Sarasota and I imagine there are just as many Seniors on the lamb as the at the Villages'. (:

Oh that is so funny! IâÂÂm sitting here laughing and my husband wants to know why so IâÂÂm going to read it to him.

Oh Trail....

I KNEW you were a bad influence on me...;-)

Faron
PS- If there's ever a "Golden-Girls" remake, you'd better be in it!

I read the story about the Purina diet a few years back only it was at WM. Still hilarious. Reminds me of "Here's Your Sign" comedy routine by Bill Engvall.

Glad you are all enjoying this ! It was sent to me by someone on my church email ! There are lots of other " I'm not allowed back into ...." jokes out there..,some are somewhat off color...so I won't post here. You can do a Google search. c

My late granddad was a retired machinist/tool and die maker and a world class bull$hitter. He liked to work on old VWs and had a beetle that he . . . modified . . . back in the '70s. He made these little hurricane-sign-looking spinners for the hubcaps, and mounted some sheet-metal, plastic and cast-off transmission-cooler contraption on the back of the car. Under that he posted a sign that said "experimental - solar-powered". He got several years of enjoyment out of spinning tales to folks who inquired about the car. He was awesome.

The joke is on me, because I thought you really did this! I did wonder why you were in Orlando to grocery shop when I knew you lived in Alabama. Guess I am having some senior moments of my own!

Oh my stars. Here I thought this thread was another tragic dog food warning.

LOL!