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Need Hillbilly Gag Gifts

Posted by ann_in_florida (My Page) on
Fri, Jan 9, 09 at 10:28

My Ladies Auxiliary is planning a Hillbilly Night for a fund raiser. We're having a chicken & dumpling dinner, old fashioned pie supper, Hillbilly Band...etc. I need to make some little gag gifts but can't seem to remember anything except the hillbilly bubble bath (pinto beans in a little bag). I know there's a ton of them but just can't remember.


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RE: Need Hillbilly Gag Gifts

How about Grandmabonnie's Hillbilly Halter made out of men's jocky underwear.
Huggy


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haha! The second I read this, I remembered the most ridiculous hill billy item my husband wanted to get for our house. It's a door mat, and since we live in an apartment, EVERYONE would see it.
Might be perfect for your event. It sounds like a blast!

Here is a link that might be useful: hill billy door mat


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This Redneck website has lots of ideas. You'll have to look at everything. It's not a craft website. I think the Redneck toilet paper holder, windchimes, and weather station all have potential.

I think this lawn chair would be funny. http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/images/redneck_lawn_chair_repair_2.jpg Find an old frame and use duct tape for the webbing.

This bottle opener might work. http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/images/redneck_bottle_opener.jpg

Here is a link that might be useful: Redneck Ideas


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MAKINGTHISHOME, since I am from Kentucky,, I sure like that doormat. I laughed my buttered butt off when I read it.. sure would fit right in at my house..LOL
Huggy


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You should find anything you might want.

Can I come for dinner??? I love chicken and dumplings!! Make sure to have mason jars instead of drinking glasses.

Here is a link that might be useful: REdneck Gags


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or Hill Billy earrings - those pin/tree shaped air fresheners you buy for the car... .... or Hill billy palm Pilot (a pen attached to a piece of twine so you can write on your palm....) ... Hill Billy Wienie Washer ( a bar of soap with a hole drilled in it - I'll share the poem if you want... ...or a hill billy boob job ... or Hill billy Viagra...or


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Hill Billy Toilet accessory: Earn of Corn tied with binder-twine to hang in bathroom.


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Small box labeled "three piece chicken dinner" with three
kernels of corn inside.


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I have a feelin these items may be too much for the womens club. lol


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I've made many of these for guys' birthdays!
Get the LONGER wooden paint stick at Home Depot-(the kind used in big pails of paint.) Drill a hole 1" from one end of the stick to run a piece of string, ribbon, etc. through it.
Paint it all in one bold color..maybe the person's favorite team colors? Then on the one side-line up 5 beer bottle caps & hot glue them close together-down the stick..(starting about an inch from the end OPPOSITE of the hole at the other end.) On the other side of the stick, using acrylic paint (I like to use the white fabric dimensional paint)..print the words:
"REDNECK BACK SCRATCHER"!


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I LIKE it, but I like laughing! I carry the gag gifts only at the Christmas holidays - I carry so many it is a pain to take out and arrange weekly. Had one maybe two people offended, but it just makes me smile when I hear people laughing!!! Life's too short and smiles are good for the soul...


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Have you seen the "Red Neck wine glasses? A glass candle stick with a pint size ball canning jar glued on top of it.Also has lid and jar top on it. You can decorate anyway you want with Pine cones, gum balls or string for a bow.


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lol - been making the etched redneck wine glasses for two years - I add the etching with my sand blaster and was told a real redneck doesn't drink wine so I have "Redneck Wine Glass" and "Redneck Beer Glass" - the best seller is "Ol' Fart Sippy Cup". When I first started making these, I did the Hillbilly glasses too - evidently Californians are offended by the name HillBilly - had to discontinue them... lol



Forgot to mention the Red Solo Cups that I glue on the candlestick holders, They are selling like hotcakes!

This post was edited by grandma_bonnie on Thu, Nov 29, 12 at 22:16


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RE: Need Hillbilly Gag Gifts

I bet the red solo cups look cute on the candlesticks. What do you call those? I would be afraid they would break easily.
I keep thinking I should make myself a hillbilly wine glass for gardening. Love sipping wine and weeding on a summer evening! And a cover would be so handy - no spills and no bugs.
Kathy


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