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Intra-Marital Loaf

John Liu
13 years ago

The spawn have requested meatloaf this week. SWMBO normally makes this meal, known here as ''Mommy's Meatloaf'', but she is away doing daughterly duties this week. So I have to make meatloaf.

Naturally, I want to blow ''Mommy's Meatloaf'' away. To annihilate it. I want to leave it a quivering mass of brown goo. To wipe the floor with SWMBO - err, with her meatloaf.

Does anyone have (1) the recipe for meatloaf ''A'' that will ensure my victory in this inappropriate intra-marital competitiveness?

And, to be fair to SWMBO, who doesn't yet know she's involved in this competition, does anyone have (2) the recipe for meatloaf ''B'' that will be good enough to defend my darling's honor? (But not actually good enough to let her win, of course.)

If I can get recipes for meatloaf A, and some (fewer, and not as good) recipes for meatloaf B, we'll have a throwdown. Game?

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