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Posted by shaun (My Page) on Fri, Mar 28, 08 at 12:10
| I feel like the biggest idiot! I'm a creature of habit I guess and I get used to one type of thing and then they go and change it and it really upsets me.
Case in point, McCormick Course Ground Pepper. It used to have a screw top, you take it off and there was a little lid with holes in it and you just sprinkle it on the foods.
Well they've gone and changed the lids. Now it's a flip top. You don't unscrew the lid anymore. And if you do, you dump out a half a container of black pepper onto your food. Not good. Plus it's expensive to keep going back to the store once a week to buy pepper.
You'd think I'd catch on that they've changed the lid but Noooooooooooooooooo. I did it again twice in a matter of hours yesterday.
Today I called McCormick. They have no plans on changing it back to the way it was. The rep suggested I tape the lid so I can't unscrew it.
D'OH!!!!!!
Do you do dumb things that you can't believe you've done again and again?
Please tell me I'm not the only one.

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I think you need a pepper grinder. I almost never use pre ground pepper unless I am making a big lot of something and dipping a spoon into the jar to measure out a tablespoon of the stuff. Linda C |
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| Adjust the wrong burner. I know darn good & well which knob goes with which burner. But inevitably if I have two burners going, I'll turn the wrong one up or down. Why oh why do I do that?? |
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| Oh Shaun, I have done the same thing with some other dried spices McCormick makes. You would think we would learn after the first time, but no. Linda |
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Shaun- I think a higher power is trying to tell you to stop buying McCormick's and switch to Penzey's and a peppermill < grin > My kitchen mistakes are many, but putting the wrong thing into the fridge or the freezer is right up there! |
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| OMG I am an IDIOT squared...I have done both those things. Spice fauz pas is usually with the oragano and I can't tell you how many time I put on or turn off the wrong burner. Lost a crockpot that way...I place mine on my glass cooktop (know idea why but I do) had it cooking all day, went to put on a burner for rice and started to smell plastic and electic burning..bye bye crockpot. I have been known to put the ice cream in the fridge and the milk in the freezer...not paying attention to which door I opened. The other day I was emptying the dishwasher talking to my 15yo DD (you know those few occassions they wish to talk) so taking full advantage I put dishes into the fridge...ok it was good laugh because she is watching me do it! Heidi |
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| I put ground cinnamon all over my turkey once because the jar looked like lemon pepper. I've also unscrewed what I thought were shakers and emptied a whole jar of something into a dish. More than once. You can't help but laugh! What about dropping your meat thermometer into a pot of boiling caramel sauce becuase you don't have a candy thermometer... TWICE in the same night! The second time, it split apart and the battery came out in the sauce. And I had just cleaned it from the first episode. Yeah, that's fun! I've also been cleaning the stove and hit the oven knob with my belly during the process. Lemon sponge cake does NOT do well at 500 degrees! Burned my arse on a cookie sheet once... I took a batch of cookies out of the oven and then went to move my portable dishwasher... I was in a t-shirt only because I was about to take shower and backed right up into the cookie sheet that was hanging over the edge of the range. Not fun! I even posted about that here. The scar healed in a couple weeks... than goodness I didn't have any dates lined up! Shaun, you don't use freshly ground pepper? Well! I think we need to bump that cooking confessions thread back up! |
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| Last week, I bought a bucket of friend chicken for some quick lunches because I'm working 6 days this week. I had a drumstick when I bought it and then put the box in the refrigerator. Well, the next day, coudn't find it anywhere. I looked in the garbage, the oven, the microwave, the freezer. I just had no clue what happened I drove myself crazy looking for it. I started to wonder if I even bought chicken in the first place! Well, I found it yesterday... IN THE PANTRY. Which is just to the right of the fridge. I've done that with bacon before as well... it was not a pretty sight! I must have opened the pantry a dozen times and didn't even realize it was in there! |
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| Just last night I managed to blow up a potato in the oven. I had scrubbed them and never gave a thought to sticking a fork in them like I usually do. I opened the oven door to check on things and one decided to blow up right then and there. Which reminds me, I have bread dough rising, guess I'd better go and scrape up potato gunk before I need to turn on the oven.... Nancy |
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| Oh good - now I dont feel so all alone! I had to laugh at what you all do too. You're right, I need to buy peppercorns and a grinder. I've never tried Penzeys. Yep I've also put on the wrong burner. The one thing I always do and hubs has to check up on me all the time is that I forget and leave the oven on WAY after dinner is done. Just about 2 weeks ago, I took out this little container that I microwave rice in (Pampered Chef Rice Cooker) I put the lid down,filled it with water/rice, then went to look for the lid, couldn't find it in any drawer I looked in. So I yelled at my son for putting things away in the wrong place! (his job is to dry dishes and put them away) I went on and on about how he makes my job harder, to pay attention to what he was doing........ *menopausal woman* Oh boy was I embarrassed when I saw the lid sitting on the counter. I apologized to him and poured a glass of wine. This getting old is scaring me. |
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| You mean like reaching into the hot oven to remove the roasting pan without potholders in hands? Don't ask. |
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| Did many of the listed. The worst was when I had an 8" knife in my hand and then reached to the top shelf to bring down my set of 3 ceramic mixing bowls and then (don't know if I could do this if I tried) I somehow had the knife facing me, brought down the bowls and then pricked my chest with the knife. At least they were heavy bowls and I was bringing them down slowly but very stupid to say the least. This is why I try not to let the kitchen be my comfort zone - too many sharp things! My most annoying, not paying attention to recipes and forgetting an ingredient. Almost makes me give up on baking altogether. |
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| Oh you mean like dumping the pasta into the sink....ooops forgot the colander! Or maybe dumping the sugar for my cookies into the flour bin instead of the mixing bowl with the flour in it. Or maybe spending the last 5 minutes trying to close the windows dialog box in your post after checking to be sure I was logged in!!!! LOL |
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| I can say that you all have made me comfortable with the thought that is isn't just me. Many of the above and frequently I rearrange the freeze to make more room. I put something on top of the freeze (which is too tall for me to see). Several days later, either because I'm looking for the item or I smell something strange, I check the top of the freeze. I look for an ingredient that I just know I bought only to find a bag full of refrigerated items that have been in my trunk for several days. Not much is worse smelling than month old fresh mushrooms under your car seat. |
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BTDT. I've dumped dry batches of scones (before the butter and cream), because I can't remember if I've added all the baking powder or the salt. I try to remember to move ingredients from the right to the left after I've added them (or to put them away). Jo |
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| I fill my coffee thermos with HOT water, then dump it out just before transferring brewed coffee into it. You know it . . . (more than once), I've dumped the coffee down the drain and I'm left with the hot water . . . |
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| Oh, I just did this (again)recently. I dumped hard boiled eggs into a bowl in the sink and let them hit real hard as I usually do, but this time, I had intended on coloring them for Easter. Darn! All cracked up. Or pour my chicken stock into the strainer and forgetting to put the strainer in a bowl first........down the drain. Now that really pissed me off. My friend wanted me to make her some Lima Bean Soup and told me she had a ham bone. I was at her house this past Wednesday, she pulled the bone out of her freezer and yesterday I set out to make her soup in the pressure cooker. When it was done, I opened the PC up and using tongs, I removed the hambone. But there was no bone. It was a hunk of something her husband caught while hunting. Mystery Meat. She can't remember what it was. But it left a big bubbling mess of gray foam on top of the beans. I threw it all out. Same friend - called me to give me a phone number I had asked her for. We talked for a few more minutes and she says, "So, did you call so-and-so yet?" I said, "Oh dear, you JUST gave me her number and I haven't hung up with you yet". hahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| I lost the remote control once for days until I found it in my freezer. There's more obviously, but that was the most recent. |
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| It doesn't seem to be a real big Sunday dinner if I didn't burn myself one time or another. Why do I forget that casserole dishes that I have just gotten out of the oven are hot. I don't know how many times I have grabbed a pan just out of the oven with out a hot pad. I won't mention the canning mistakes like pressure canning beans for an hour and a half instead of half an hour. Stacie |
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| Oh boy-- can't think of a one of the aforementioned posts that I haven't done (except maybe the burned butt LOL ). Whenever I've done one of them I just tell myself it's cause I'm over creative-- ya right ! My biggest sin is tossing utensils, especially paring knives, in the plastic garbage bag I keep in the sink-- that and boiling dry my tea kettles & hard boiled eggs ! Ever had to clean an exploded egg off your ceiling ? |
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| Well, I burn my arm on the canner at least once every season. For 30+ years now, I think the scar is permanent. Other than that, the most stupid thing I've done was fry bacon naked. Now THAT'S stupid, but it was a long time ago. (grin) Annie |
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| I do stuff like this all the time. One time I put the buter in the sink instead og the fridge. I still can't figure that one out. I'm always taking stuff out of the freezer in the basement to reach something else, then leaving the first item melting on the floor. Good thing it's tile! I also always catch myself trying to put the ice cream in the fridge, or the milk in the cereal cabinet (and the cereal in the fridge of course!). My favorite is when I need to get something from the feezer in the basement and I go upstairs to my bedroom, look around, and realize I was suppose to be going to the basement. At least I get extra exercise! Sigh, I'm afraid that by the time I hit sixty I won't be able to find my way home! Joanne |
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| I kept smelling a real bad smell in the car. Looked all over the car couldn't find anything. Next day was in 70s, real bad smell now!! Grabbed my purse and went to grocery store. Bad smell in Grocery store!! Reached into bottom of purse and found hard boiled egg in napkin I tucked in there three weeks ago!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| We made one little design faux pas when we put in the new kitchen: our side-by-side fridge/freezer is next to a floor to ceiling pantry. The doors to the freezer and the pantry open in the same direction. So I've been known to put something in the pantry that really belongs in the freezer, or vice versa. I couldn't figure out why our car smelled SO bad one time. The smell just never went away. I opened the trunk to find that a Yoplait yogurt had gone astray the week before, after a grocery run. Whew!!! My DH and DD have both been known to leave the burner on the stove, despite the little red light that says "Burner on". The one on the other side is for "Hot surface" and they are so used to that light being on when they cook, that the other one doesn't phase them. I'm also famous for not labeling things in the freezer (a habit I am desperately trying to lose). So having chili over spaghetti noodles was one of my more "stupid" things. (It's really hard to tell the difference between my frozen chili and my frozen spaghetti sauce, since both are made from tomato sauce.) DonnaR/CA |
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| Does having a permanent diagonal burn mark from the oven rack on the inside of your arm count? |
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| I've done a number of the things mentioned already but the one that really sticks in my head is from a long time ago - I had put a sponge cake in the oven and then realized I hadn't smoothed the top - reached in and picked up the pan by the tube - what a mess that was. Then bonjo reminded me about the funny smell in our pantry one time. At first I thought a rat might have died under the house but it turned out to be that I'd gotten a package of ground meat out of the freezer and put it on a pantry shelf while looking for something else and then forgot about it there. |
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| i accidentally set three different kitchens on fire (and one bedroom). i've boiled/cooked too many things down to a charred mess. worst part about that, is when it's first happening i can smell something good. then all too late or it just happens real quick after that, it's a disgusting burnt stench. i'm notorious for banging my head on the open freezer door. i've lost count how many times i've sliced a finger on the mandolin because i was in too much of a hurry and didn't bother with the guard. (can you say dumb azz) i screw the caps on spice jars so tight that when i open them, the plastic-holed pourer is stuck in the lid and more than one time the entire jar contents of something has made it into the pot. i know there's more...unfortunately. maryanne |
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| I was cooking Christmas dinner many years ago in a rented condo in Vail. Soon after placing the ham in the oven I began to hear popping noises. I couldn't see anything wrong, no, there wasn't any plastic wrapper on the ham. It kept popping and I kept checking. It got so loud my entire family was hanging out around the oven wanting to know what was going on. I pulled the ham out to discover that the cookie sheet it was on was actually a TV tray!!!!! Imagine oozing, dripping, melting plastic. One of our fondest Christmas memories :) |
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| ROFLLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!! Y'all have rescued my evening and probably tomorrow as well! I've been laughing so hard I literally had to wipe the tears away to keep reading, 'cause they blurred my vision! And Oh, how I needed that! Aggravating day, feeling like I had cactus spines between my skin and muscles since morning...the "change" is such a charming phase of life, let me tell those of you who don't know yet! In a fit of hormone induced irritation...no, rage...I made the violent (for me) statement of throwing the paperback I was reading onto the coffee table. The coffee table with 3 smoked glass panels. Oh yes, my paperback copy of Wouk's "War and Rememberance" shattered a pane of glass meant to withstand use as a table...and which had withstood such use for nigh on twenty years. Now I have a coffee table with a large, rectangular, hole in it. The book is fine though, so I'll be able to finish it. I guess I'll go shopping for a coffee table tomorrow. :P After that, I'll revisit this thread and confess my own brain-dead kitchen moments...God knows there've been enough of them! Thanks again! |
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| These episodes are all reassuring--and funny! I rented a villa in Italy for our family and DD in-laws. The first morning we were there I went to the huge kitchen to start breakfast for everyone. The stove was large with a glass top, good--I have a glass stove top. I put the tea kettle on one burner and a frying pan on another. I walked across the kitchen (remember it was large) to the sink then heard an explosion with glass shooting all over the kitchen--good thing I was across the kitchen. The entire glass top was now little pieces of glass and over a good part of the floor around the stove. Two days later we were at a mall so I went to the appliance store to see if I could get some information on the cost to replace the glass top. As I approached the stove department, I saw a row of ovens ALL WITH GLASS TOPS AND IN THE RAISED POSITION as if they were at attention. Turns out that the tops are cook tops they are covers for the burners and are raised when cooking and become a back splash. |
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I've done the spice dump so many times I can't count... How about this, I was going to work overtime on a Saturday at work and we all decided to bring in breakfast items....I made a breakfast casserole but feel asleep and brunt it to a crisp..what a waste of eggs, sausage, cheese etc..I was so mad at myself....peel a banana and throw the banana in the trash...I left ice cream out overnight because the sales clerk put the soda pop on top if it and I left it on the table. Oh the silly things we do. LOL Linda |
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| I've done that pepper thing. Flip top lid but I can't tell you how many times I've unscrewed it. Why can't they make it childproof? Poured my pepper into an older container with a shaker top. Always losing my beer. Beer smells so good after it has sat for a couple days. Found a half drank stale beer out in the garage after mistaking it for a fresh half drank beer... glad I could spit without having to run for a sink first. Warm frying pan. Eggs that expired only last month. Oops they expired a year ago last month. Was tempted to throw the whole frying pan away. Some serious fridge cleaning to do. : ) lyra |
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| peel a banana and throw the banana in the trash THAT cracked me up!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| I cook a lot of Italian food. But I can go years without making spaghetti with meat sauce as a one dish meal. That's what we had for dinner last night. DH said it was good, but not very Italian tasting. Since the garlic and herbs were both a bit on the light side, I decided to improve the leftover sauce before refrigerating. So I seasoned it some more, and put in the microwave on low for 20 minutes. As I did this, I was grateful I'd read this thread that day, thinking I'd forget the sauce overnight otherwise. Well, you can guess what I found in the microwave this AM! |
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| Lyra, (bunnyman) My boyfriend is always losing his beer. I told him he needs a beeper or something. When he can't find his, he just drinks mine. lynn |
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| I've picked up a cheese cake by the insert and the dough still uncooked. It was a mess dripping in the stove and across the kitchen. |
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| Shaun, I'll bet you are feeling pretty normal now. |
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| WEll...having an electric stove (and hating it), several items have burst because I will insist on putting them on a cool burner only to turn the wrong burner on when I want to heat something else. Why I cannot learn to simply never place a plate or glass baking dish on the stove at all is beyond me. Then there's always the take something out of the oven or off the burner and set it aside only to grab it bare-handed a few seconds later. Gosh burns on palms and fingers hurt! When I was in the sixth grade, I decided one day to make a spice cake. Got all the ingredients together just fine, mixed it up and poured it into a loaf pan. Just after I popped it into the oven, a friend came over and we went outside. Mom wasn't home, and you guessed it, I forgot all about the cake. When I finally noticed the black smoke streaming out the window, I rushed in and grabbed the cake pan and threw it down the back steps. That cake fell out of the pan, and broke in half with a sound like a rock breaking. Gave new meaning to the term "cinder block". Would be nice if I'd learned my lesson about starting something on the stove/oven and going off to do something else, but noooooooo. |
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| LOL Rachelellen - The handles of my skillets also get hot when placed in the oven. I find out just how hot about 80% of the time. I've taken to hanging a pot holder on the oven handle to remind myself, and that usually works, but the second the skillet is out of the oven the handles are assumed cool again. Is putting a preheated dutch oven on a poly cutting board stupid? If so, it's been just a couple hours since my last stupid kitchen trick. |
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| "peel a banana and throw the banana in the trash" Now you've forced me to contribute, because I have a variation on that one. It wasn't me (although it could have been). It was a friend of mine. He bought some bargain priced small chickens to make stock with. He simmered the chickens slowly all day in a big stock pot. Then he put a colander in the sink and carefully strained the contents of the pot through it. Jim |
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Made a list of all the ingredients I needed to pick up for a new recipe. Bought them all. Can't find the gr#%t&Y8 darned recipe. Anyone got a recipe using chicken, green onions, mushrooms and fettuccine? That WAS to be todays dinner! Kathy G in MI |
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I had a blackberry pie baking on a cookie sheet. You guessed it, tipped it taking it out and it slid off the sheet and flipped upside down on the bottom of the oven. What a mess! It got everywhere and burned on so was cleaning it up for days. A christening for my brand new Wolf range. Clare |
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| Kathy G wrote: Made a list of all the ingredients I needed to pick up for a new recipe. Bought them all. Can't find the gr#%t&Y8 darned recipe. ROFL!!:D ;D :D |
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| Then he put a colander in the sink and carefully strained the contents of the pot through it OUCH jim, that visual hurt so bad. maryanne |
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| I do a lot of stupid things in the kitchen but there is one thing I do consistently. I occasionally start something in the stainless steel skillet with stainless handles then finish in the oven. Every time I go to take it out of the oven I forget pot holders and burn my hand. That is what I call stupid. I've started transferring things to baking sheets just so I don't grab a hot pan. I'm with you on the ingredient thing Kathy. I have poblano peppers in the fridge and can't remember the recipe I bought them for. I do that a lot more than I care to admit. See Shaun you're normal just like the rest of us. Tracey |
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| Where are the psychologists? Supposedly you learn from being burnt. Apparently it ain't so. |
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| "OUCH jim, that visual hurt so bad." It has repaid itself in laughs many times over. |
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| I have done a few of these - the stock down the drain is a killer! I don't have enough digits to count the number of times I set the coffee up the night before for morning and while pouring the water tell myself...do not turn on, do not turn on...and I turn it on! Argh! What is wrong with me? Just did this one - hope I don't repeat it. Was running to pick up my son from school and got to the car and went to hit the button on my keys to open the door...and I didn't have my keys - I had a potholder in my hand! You see I obsessively have to "straighten up" things even if I am in a rush - so while in a rush went to put the potholder away and grab my keys...and you know. The funny thing is I was going crazy looking for the keys - then it hit me - they were in the potholder drawer. At least I remembered the baby:) Okay, not kitchen related but loosing your mind related? Last night I purposely did a wash with the jeans I wanted to wear today. I go down this morning to get them and the dryer door and washer are both open - I just never transferred the wash. My problem is while I am doing something I am thinking about the next thing I have to do. I think that is why I trip a lot - LOL. |
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| I just did a great trick. I had a half full glass of guava strawberry juice on the counter. I was snacking on peanut butter crackers and decided I wanted a glass of milk. Quick as a flash, I poured the milk right into the same glass instead of a new one (there was just a couple inches of milk in the gallon and I wanted to finish it to make room in the fridge for more stuff, so I poured it all in). I took a big swig and THEN realized what I'd done. Now I've had strawberry milk before, but this is ridiculous. It was as awful as you'd imagine... don't EVER do that! In my defense, I was a little preoccupied. I had the Brady Bunch on and Bobby and Cindy had just gotten lost at the Grand Canyon! |
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| My favorite trick is to forget about whatever I was drying-out in the oven, turning the oven on to 450º and having burning herbs, stale bread, etc.; and, of course, acrid smoke everywhere. Phew! |
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| Vacuumfreak- you just reminded me of the time I put orange juice in my coffee instead of milk. You see, I always pour the milk into the mug first, then the coffee. So this time I grabbed the wrong carton & blearily stared as I poured the juice in. "Good thing I noticed that" I thought, planning to put the juice away & rinse the mug out. I put the juice away. Then poured my coffee into the mug. Shaun- get yourself a pepper ball! I bought one for my better half (it had flames on it & matched his grilling tools) but I've claimed it for my own. You can grind one handed while you cook. It opens up a whole new avenue of possibilities for cooking mishaps. Grinding while scanning a recipe f'rinstance(I discovered that ground pepper is one of the few things the dog won't eat off of the floor). Non pepper related was the time that I cremated the bacon. I always cooked bacon under the broiler so there was no reason that I should do it differently with the new stove. Unfortunately the old stove was the gas equivalent of the E-Z bake oven & the new stove is a Viking with an infrared broiler. The good news is that the vent-a-hood worked so well that I didn't even realize that the bacon was immolated until I noticed the flames inside the oven. Also, if you put a plastic cutting board on top of a hot, cast iron burner grate it will melt. Nina |
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| How about taking a swig of what you thought was grapefruit juice (you forgot) and it was really your liquid bread starter??? Ahem. ROTF! Annie, I've done the "naked bacon" thing too! Would I be evil if I tried to get hubby to do the same and watched?? I'm feelin' evil! |
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| Kathy G - I used to buy a special ingredient for a new recipe, and then forget why I had it, on a regular basis. I did learn my lesson after a few dozen times! |
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| This thread was the first thing I thought of........ 1. Pamper Chef mixing bowl lids are NOT oven-proof!!!!
2. Neither are plastic forks inside Pampered Chef bowls!
Note to self: Do NOT preheat oven to 400 degrees while your sourdough starter is inside. There! I shouldn't have any more problems! yeah. right. Deanna (the mixing bowl is fine, BTW!) |
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| Too funny, Deanna. Glad you didn't have shattered glass all over the place! What a great thread, Shaun! |
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| Time for me to jump in. Just this morning I poured cereal into my empty coffee mug. I just stood there feeling like an idiot. Yesterday I brewed a nice pot of hot water -- I forgot to put the grounds on the coffee maker. Alzheimer's anyone? Love those melted lids. |
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| When we were kids, we would make caramel by boiling cans of condensed milk for an hour or two. Usually worked fine. But I did it when I was in college and forgot about it. The pan boiled dry, the can exploded .... I was cleaning caramel off the ceiling for about 6 months, I think. Kind of kitchen-related ... I often drop my purse and car keys into the paper sack as I'm leaving the grocery store. Recently I came home from a shopping trip, removed my purse, unpacked most of the groceries, got distracted, started filling the same sack up with recyclables, and took the recycling out to the curb. Next morning, I was surprised to see the recycling truck show up late, and listened with amusement as the recycling-dude conducted an argument with his girlfriend on his cellphone, then the truck slowly, slowly drove away. Later that afternoon, I couldn't find my car keys. Yup, they got recycled. |
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| Oh flatcoat! ARGH! That one really got to me. Though this whole thread has been cringe inducing! :-) |
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| If I do anything too soon after waking up I'll do stupid stuff. Like pour the coffee beans into the drip basket or forget to pour the water into the coffee maker. But still turn it on. I have learned not to dry off my cast iron in the oven with a dish cloth wrapped around it. Burnt dishcloths smell bad. Or think that I can preheat the oven to 120 degrees so that bread will rise quickly. The worst is probably turning the filtered water faucet over to the counter to fill up the dog bowl, coffee pot, whatever. Then forgetting about it until it floods the counter and all the drawers underneath. I'm ashamed to say this has happened several times. |
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| I made a large crock pot full of spaghetti sauce to take to work for a covered dish luncheon. It was one of those original Rivals that had the little legs on it. I placed it on the floor in front of the passenger seat. I didn't have far to go to work so I drove slowly as not to slosh the sauce. I slammed on the brakes to avoid running into the car who stopped abruptly in front of me. Yup, the crock pot fell forward and 6 quarts of spaghetti sauce sloshed up under the dash board and filled the foot well. |
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| One of the first meals I ever cooked as a newly wed included a roast chicken for my family. I was trying to impress my Mom, who is a great cook, and I took great pains with the chicken and how it looked. Imagine my embarrassment when new DH went to carve the perfectly looking chicken and melted plastic oozed out. Nobody told me you had to shove your hand up it's @$$ and pull out the plastic bag of organs. OK so it took me 20 years before I attempted a whole bird again and my family still teases me every time I serve one. Even when I don't LOL |
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| I'm forever wrecking my good shirts. I'm either forgetful or too lazy to put someting appropriate on, like an apron. I have a high powered gas range so stuff splatters like crazy...all over the front of my shirts. michaelp |
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| Oh my, I have done so many of these things. The latest was boiling over a pan of dulce de leche in my brand new oven. Took me forever to clean it off. My most memorable kitchen memory-lapse was definitely hormonally-induced. I was pregnant and 5 days overdue with my first child. I had major nesting instincts and was baking and cooking like crazy. I made a loaf of banana bread, put it in to bake, and promptly forgot about it--for 3 hours. I forgot about it so completely that as I was going to bed I brushed the oven and noticed it was hot and could not remember at all having put anything in it. But there was the banana bread--dark brown, melba toast all the way through. I took it out, and was overcome by an intense rage at myself so I threw the banana bread against the wall, then left it lying on the floor (that one I've never done before or since!) Two hours later, I went into labor. My husband gets very hungry when he is nervous. When I woke him and told him that I was in labor, he immediately ran into the kitchen and ate the entire loaf of disgusting banana bread off the floor! My daughter just loves that "when you were born" story... Those hormones are dang powerful... |
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| One of the first meals I ever cooked as a newly wed included a roast chicken for my family. I was trying to impress my Mom, who is a great cook, and I took great pains with the chicken and how it looked. Imagine my embarrassment when new DH went to carve the perfectly looking chicken and melted plastic oozed out. Nobody told me you had to shove your hand up it's @$$ and pull out the plastic bag of organs. OK so it took me 20 years before I attempted a whole bird again and my family still teases me every time I serve one. Even when I don't LOL |
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| Mustangs, I did nearly the same thing with a big aluminum pan full of green bean casserole that was going to a sports banquet at school. How could I possibly do that in less than 2 blocks? Sigh. I'd have never made that casserole, but it was Ashley's special request, LOL, she still tells me I did that on purpose. I never did quite get that sauce out of the carpet of the van.... Annie |
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| Christmas day, making cornbread stuffing to serve 12...needed a BIG pan of cornbread. Preheated the oven and pan, mixed up the huge amount of batter, took the pan out of the oven, poured in the batter, and put the pan on the front of the slightly-pulled-out oven rack...then all h*** broke loose. The oven rack wasn't secure at the rear. It had a little hook that was supposed to engage the guide. So the heavy batter-filled pan was on an oven rack that behaved like a seesaw, the pan flipped over and a quadruple recipe of cornbread batter landed sizzling on the inside of the hot oven door, with whatever didn't land there landed on the floor. What an unholy mess. In the movie "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" Clark Griswold's father tells him how he got through the holidays: "I had a lot of help from Jack Daniel's." Just so. |
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| I left several half-pound bags of frozen crawfish in the car for over a week in the summer once. DH found them after they had exploded and spewed rotten crawfish juice all over everything in the back of the car. We had to rip the carpet out, have the upholstry cleaned, and drive with the windows down for a month or two. The car still had a slight smell for a few years, so we used lots of air freshener. When I was in college they had just put in some new furniture in the TV room of our dorm near the Laundry. One night, my roommate and I decided to pop some popcorn and watch TV while doing laundry. We put the hot pot full of popcorn on the fabric couch between us and ate the popcorn right out of the pot. We thought it would be fine since pot holders are made out of fabric. It turns out that the fabric was some sort of synthetic, because when we got ready to leave the hot pot had melted the fabric and it was stuck to the couch. We had to just rip it off and it left a big, circular hole on the couch. Since our pot had the fabric stuck to it we were afraid of getting in trouble so we went to another dorm and threw it in the trash there. |
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| I once made a "CheeseCake" and forgot the sugar. Needless to say, it was a little bland. Put a Pyrex dish on top of the stove, with an burner on. Glass exploded, and went everywhere. Diana55 |
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| My brother Bill was making the turkey gravy on Thanksgiving.He went to the sink to strain out the giblets, oops, poured all the gravy down the drain. I think his wife had canned gravy available. |
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Bumblebeez, I've forgotten about the filter faucet also(just once so far)...it flows so slowly it's easy(for me)to get distracted and overflow what I'm filling...and WHY do I swing it over the counter when I know I shouldn't??!!! Also things done on a regular basis: Leaving the oven on after baking something and wondering why the apartment is so stifling hot! Leaving the cupboard door open only to walk into it seconds later. I'm going to break my nose one day!! |
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| This morning, I sprinkled salt all over my buttered toast. I meant to reach for the cinnamon sugar. Oops! |
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Setting here with tears in my eyes from laughing Couple of things left gallon of milk on desk next to fridge in basement--on top of clothes--After all it is white like my whites It was on the chunky side. Years ago my DD was making Choc Chip cookies, I came from work could smell them but could not find one. No chips, everything clean etc. Of course DD (2 of them) said OH No we did not make anything. Several days later went to put trash out and found ONE cookie on ground and DD just got so upset! She had put a cup of Salt instead of sugar and thought I would be really upset. I just laughed. |
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| I've heard of people mixing up the sugar and salt in recipes before! I just left a burner on for almost two hours. I made a grilled cheese for lunch on the stove top. I watched an episode of Laverne and Shriley, then shampooed the rug, then came back to the bedroom to go online for a while. When I was done online, I went back to the living room to break down the carpet shampooer and noticed how hot it was in there. I knew I didn't leave oven on because I hadn't used it. When I looked up at the range to see if I'd bumped the oven knob, there was a blue flame ring under the frying pan in the front burner. I never turned it off! Thank goodness I didn't leave for the supermarket (or the mandatory staff meeting on my day off today... yeesh!) with the burner still on! Hope my frying pan doesn't warp. |
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| I've heard of people mixing up the sugar and salt in recipes before! I just left a burner on for almost two hours. I made a grilled cheese for lunch on the stove top. I watched an episode of Laverne and Shriley, then shampooed the rug, then came back to the bedroom to go online for a while. When I was done online, I went back to the living room to break down the carpet shampooer and noticed how hot it was in there. I knew I didn't leave oven on because I hadn't used it. When I looked up at the range to see if I'd bumped the oven knob, there was a blue flame ring under the frying pan in the front burner. I never turned it off! Thank goodness I didn't leave for the supermarket (or the mandatory staff meeting on my day off today... yeesh!) with the burner still on! Hope my frying pan doesn't warp. |
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I've done many stupid things in the kithen but this one takes the cake... Way back when I was young, my mother was always telling me to tie my hair back when I was cooking. Well I never paid much attention to her until one time I was mixing a cake up, I bent over and my hair got caught up in the beaters while the mixer was still going. Luckly I turned the mixer off before I ripped the hair out of my head. But there I was with the beaters wrapped around my hair and dripping chocolate cake batter onto the floor. In those days long hair was in the style and I wouldn't let my mom cut them out of my hair. So she patiently untangled them from my hair but it took a long time for her to do that. I learned my lesson and always tied my hair back after that. Teri |
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| Cookie 8 I nearly stabbed myself. I was pulling plates down from an overhead cabinet while holding a knife turned towards me. I saw the knife coming right at my face. I don't know what I was thinking. |
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| filling up the drip coffee maker and leaving the empty pot on the counter -- not under the drip. |
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| My new mantra: I will not go to my computer "just to check something quickly" when there is anything cooking. A week or so ago, I set the sugar & water mix for my hummingbird feeder on the stove (in my favorite small, stainless steel pot)and went to check my inbox to see if a friend had replied to a note I had sent her. A quarter cup of sugar can make a hellish amount of black, crusty foam once the cup of water has boiled away. After chipping the foam out, it took me 2 days of soaking with baking soda and scraping to clean the burnt crud off the bottom of the pot. So. And what happened then, you ask? I got lazy one day about lunch, and since I was home alone I opened a can of chili, put it in my favorite small, stainless steel pot...and went to look up a recipe for dinner on the internet. Chili is no slouch in the burnt crud department. |
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Today I started my morning with a nice pot of hot water. No coffee grounds. That's twice this month, once at work and once at home. I'm going to stop reading this thread....I think it's contagious!! HAHAHAHAHAHA anon |
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I really enjoyed reading these: I now know I am not alone. :-) I have done many of the things listed above, some notable stupid thigs are: On our old coil-type range, I turned on the wrong burner all the time. Several times I returned expecting the pasta water to be boiling, and found an empty coil glowing bright orange, or worse an empty pan heated to the point of being ruined. However I blame these errors on the poor layout of the knobs, and the fact that the OTR microwave blocked my view of the knobs. One time I needed several egg whites for a recipe, so I took the eggs to the sink carefully cracked one, poured the yolk from one shell to the other and watched the white slither down the drain. Another time I took a pyrex baking dish out of the oven took the broiled fish out of it, set it in the sink and thought "some of that is really burned on, it'll be easer to clean later if I fill it with water now and let it soak" As I started to run the water, the entire pan jumped six inches in the air, shattered into a thousand pieces, and landed back in the sink. And then there was the time I was was packing for a trip, and realized that the first flight would have no food, and the trans-atlantic probably wouldn't have anything for a few hours, so I decided to make a quick snack. I filled a pan with water and dropped in two hotdogs and turned it on. I then remembered that I wanted to call Visa to let them know I'd be travelling overseas, so they wouldn't freeze my card. After a few times of calling customer service, waiting, getting transfered and getting disconnected, and trying again, I finally got through and got things straightened away. I hung up and noticed that the hallway out of the bedroom looked a little smokey... Uh oh. I ran to the kitchen through ever thicker smoke, and found the pot was dry and over half of each hotdog had been charred away and vaporized into the most horrible smelling smoke ever. |
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| The stupidest thing I have done in the kitchen was get my left hand in the way when cutting the skin off a salami. Then the knife slipped. It would have struck bone if the point had gone anywhere else on my hand, but it sunk into the fleshy part between thumb and forefinger. I have a rather interesting scar as a result. About once every 2 years I forget to use oven mitts when removing something from the oven. |
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| Wow... this thread is indeed contagious. Every time I read it, I have something new to add. I don't remember my mind being this fuzzy before the beginning of this thread. Bob... I enjoyed reading about your Pyrex jumping 6 inches and then shattering. I could just picture that... sounds like something that would happen to me. Todays special "trick" was pushing the dishwasher rack in with a knife pointed upwards in the silverware basket. Anyone know if Cascade removes blood stains from a dishwasher interior? Tonight, when I get home from work at midnight, I have to make a cake because I'm pressed for time the next couple of days. I'm sure that I'll add too many eggs (or forget them altogether) or use cornstarch instead of flour. Keep this thread alfoat at least until tomorrow. Shaun, Shaun, Shaun... starting this contagious thread. I hope the moderators remove it because it is dangerous! Not only do I do more supid things (or realize them) now, I also choke on my food and drink while I'm reading due to the laughter. |
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| I did something quite stupid today. Got my Bucket O Dough out of the fridge, made two grapefrute size balls of dough and put them on a peel with corn meal. BUT I blew all the extra cornmeal off the peel and just left what was under the bread there. I didn't even think that the bread was going to expand and grow a little while sitting there, and when I went to put them in the hot oven, they stuck to the peel. Another loaf went into the garbage, it was hanging off the oven racks, glopping all over the place. Note to Self - leave the corn meal all over that peel next time! |
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| I had a close call making bread this weekend. My DH had gotten white whole wheat when I sent put whole wheat on the list. I decided to give the recipe on the back of the bag a try - It called for 3/4 cup of ground walnuts and I had some in the freezer that needed to be used up. But the amount was only about half that so I went back to the freezer to get the ground almonds which were in a similar container under the walnuts but I hadn't written almonds on the container - sometimes I forget. Normally, frozen ground nuts are very well behaved - they are mostly oil without much water so they don't freeze together so it struck me a little odd that these had some ice crystals and were hard to scoop but I didn't think a lot about it. Fortunately in trying to get the stuff loosened up, my head came near the box. It really cleared my sinuses - grated frozen horse radish looks a lot like ground almonds except for the ice crystals. Also fortunately I hadn't put any into the bread yet - 3/8 a cup of horseradish would probably have been a bit strong and not have functioned in the recipe at all like 3/8 cup of ground nuts. Note to Self - remember to mark things put into the freezer! |
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| Gee thanks for reviving this thread. I feel a kitchen disaster coming up.......... This thread has a WEIRD power. |
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| Well, it wasn't a disaster but yesterday I ran a bottle of vinegar though my coffee pot to clean it. Of course, I forgot to remove yesterday coffee grounds, so I had some pretty interesting coffee/vinegar aromas going on in my kitchen last night. Annie |
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| I don't know why most of my accidents happen with the juicer, but alas they do. Last week, I had a friend over and we were both cooking in my microscopic kitchen. He was making dessert and vegetables, and I was juicing a watermelon. I use my portable dishwasher as my work top because my counter space is so limited. So, I keep it on the carpet at the end of the kitchen counter and just roll it in the kitchen when washing (stay with me here, I'm setting the scene!). I sliced the watermelon up and began juicing. I kept filling the glass under the spout up and pouring it into the pitcher so I could continue. My friend Larry stopped me to ask how to turn my microwave on.... For the 9th time. I got a post it note from the desk, wrote "Press this START button to turn microwave on", then I drew an arrow on the post it and stuck it on the microwave right under the button so there wouldn't be any more confusion. OK, so I got my sarcastic humor kick for the day in, back to juicing. As I continued, I forgot to pay attention to the pulp basket. I kept cramming watermelon chunks down the machine and watched in horror as watermelon juice cascaded out of the pulp basket, onto the dishwasher, down the side of the dishwasher, and ONTO THE CARPET! I must have used 100 paper towels cleaning the mess off... I had to break the juicer down and clean it as well, because I didn't want "stuff" going into the motor. I quickly shampooed the carpet where the spill happened so it didn't get sticky. Then I had to reassemble the juicer and continue... I still had more watermelon to juice. As I was setting the juicer back up Larry interrupted once more. "Bobby, why doesn't this lever on the side turn your mixer on? It does on my mom's and she has the same one!", he called out. "Why Larry darlin, you gotta PLUG IT IN FIRST!", I responded. OK... Back to juicing. I crammed chunk down the chute of the juicer and watched the red juice fall right onto the dishwasher top and run down to the carpet. I'd forgotten to replace the cup under the spout! I laugh now, but I remember adding more than a few splashes of vodka to the juice after that episode! |
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| oh Bobby - you jinxed yourself. keep going - better you than me! I haven't been cooking enough to be stupid, I guess. Or I'm so used to it, I don't even remember anymore - lol! Annie, I bet that smelled great, uh yeah. uh oh, after reading back upwards, I am getting skeered!!!!!!!! It seems that just reading this sets a person up for disaster!!!!! |
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| Indeed Stacy. Be afraid, be VERY afraid. TODAY.... I didn't do anything stupid. There used to be a "clumsy" thread (that I think I started)... Today I baked 5 chicken quarters for lunch... basted with BBQ sauce (and YES I ate the skin and enjoyed every bit of it!). They were wonderful. I ate one, and my gal pal, Sheila had 'tother. After we ate, I put the remaining three on a plate and covered it with foil. I had my music on as I was cleaning the kitchen and turned around from the stove to the fridge with the plate in my hand. I must have turned too fast (my favorite song came on and I must have been moving to the music), because the foil and all three chicken pieces went splat right on the floor. I stood there holding the empty plate, fridge door wide open, in horror (and a puddle of bbq sauce) for about 10 seconds before I could even move. I wanted to cry and laugh (and throw the plate). That was going to be my dinner tonight and lunch tomorrow, and I was so looking forward to it... guess it's a grilled cheese or a trip to the supermarket now. Lars (if you're still attending this dangerous thread), didn't you say something the stars having an affect over people and how clumsy they are? |
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| I thought of this thread last night. So every year when I bake for Christmas, I forget something. Always. This year, I thought, I'm buying extra of everything. I made my list checked it twice, bought everything. Bought it early and put it out on the counter. I checked the recipes against what was sitting out once, twice, three times, and then decided I had everything I needed. I even bought an ice cream scoop to make uniform cookies. I was ready! I was measuring, mixing, cooking up a storm. It was going quite well, for a change. Then my favorite rubber spatula broke. |
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| I made cookies yesterday. After I got the whole butter thing figured out, I thought I'd get the rest of the ingredients all measured out etc. So I put the butter in the mixing bowl and then put the flour and sugar into another bowl to add a cup at a time...... D'OH! Supposed to cream the butter and sugar together! So I tried to scoop out the sugar from the flour. They still turned out ok but I heard that Psycho Music play when I realized I was supposed to put the sugar with the butter. This is all the butter's fault for not being cut into sticks when I bought it. Threw me off. |
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| Loves2cook4six: I was waiting for someone to tell about leaving the giblets in a bird! I did it the first time I did a Thanksgiving turkey. Fortunately, I was all alone in the kitchen carving it when I saw little shreds of plastic . . . what the heck? I figured it out, surreptitiously tossed the packet, cleaned up the shreddings and served the bird. Later I panicked, wondering if I poisoned everyone! I vowed never to tell, but a week later my sister-in-law told me how stupid she was -- she not only did the same thing, but at the last minute, their neighborhood decided to do an all-house carry-in around the community pool . . . so she took her turkey there and carved it in front of all her neighbors! She said she thought she'd die on the spot. She was thrilled to hear I'd done the same thing. Who knew turkeys hide things in two places? |
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| I needed some roasted pecans for some baking I was going to do yesterday. Put a whole cookie sheet of pecan halves in the oven, set the timer so I wouldn't forget them. Checked after the timer went off and they needed a little more time. Unfortunately, I didn't set the time the second time. Had to throw out the whole batch. Ann |
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| This thread could be a best seller if it were made into a book. |
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| Ann, that's why I never toast or roast nuts anymore. I was making some pecan pies once and ruined about 14 dollars worth of pecans by forgetting about them. I'll just make a product that doesn't have as nice a flavor, can't trust myself! Shaun, you're right! |
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| I've done this so many times I'm ashamed of myself, but I can post it here because I'm anonymous (grin). Here is the most stupid thing I've done in the kitchen: Walk away from the kitchen leaving a pot on the stove to simmer. You know the rest: I finally smell the burning and run to the kitchen and dump pot and all into the garbage. Second stupid thing: throwing those pots out. I've finally come to realize that there are few burns I can't remove with some product and a lot of elbow grease. I've wasted some really good pots. |
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| Wow, this is a great thread! I've done the burnt nuts thing so often I don't even think it's stupid any more :) Probably my dumbest was the time we had another couple over for dinner. I was making some green chile sauce of some sort and had it in the blender. For some reason I scraped it down with a metal spoon instead of with a rubber spatula. I was talking to my guests while I finished up this sauce, so was rather distracted. I turned the blender back on ... and discovered I had left the metal spoon in it. It shattered. I routinely put cold things in the pantry and dry things in the frig, DH and I both lose our drinks (coffee, water, beer, wine, doesn't matter). The saddest was when I made a glass of ice water using the water on the frig door. A little while later I couldn't find my water. DH found it still sitting on the little shelf on the frig door waiting to be filled. |
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| This thread is similar to "Cat threw up in the washing machine". If you haven't read it, you should!!! I'll go get the link. Hold on... and would you mind watching this pot on the stove for me? I put some beans in a tupperware the other night, as I anticipated taking them for lunch the next day. Woke up early, could not find the beans. Searched the fridge. Cussed out hubby for eating my beans. Got home, searched again, still couldn't find them. Mentally cussed out hubby again. Three days later he is putting tupperware away in the cupboard and looks up at me with a twinkle in his eye... "Missing anything?" he says... as he holds up the stinking, about to explode, rotten bean container... I ate crow for lunch instead ! |
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Years ago, my son decided he and I should make peanut butter in my new Cuisinart. We went to the store and got peanuts....the kind with the red skins on them....mistake #1....we came home put them into the processor bowl. And then decided we should try to get the skins off. I rubbed the peanuts with my hands and the skins separated just fine. We only needed to get all those red little pieces out of the bowl. DH, my straight A student, suddenly decides if we use my hair dryer the skins will blow out....I thought it was a brilliant idea. (Mistake #2) But only until those darn little things blew all over the kitchen. We had a good laugh. And we never made peanut butter again. |
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| carol. . . that's a really good one. That was such a brilliant idea . . . almost. . . |
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| Yes the flip-top lids on the new herbs and spices have thrown me for a loop too. The worst part is that I now have a spice rack filled with a collection of jars with both types of cap represented, old and new! I'm finally starting to develop the habit of automatically feeling the top to determine which type of lid I'm dealing with. I don't take well to change in my old age. |
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| I have one of those Asian things with really sharp 3-sided blades for penetrating meat in order to tenderize. I went to jab the Oriental thing into the meat and realized (too late) that I had it up side down and jabbed myself into the palm of my hand with all of its stabbing/tenderizing power! How stupid was that? |
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| Ouch, Annie!! I burn food-- over and over and over-- I know better than to walk away from scrambled eggs. They take five seconds. And yet I do. Over and over. Good thing I buy five dozen at a time. |
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| Annie, I have a similar story about getting confused by an oddly shaped knife blade while cooking in my son's kitchen. I misunderstood which edge was sharp and pressed down hard. That landed me in a clinic for some patching up. But yours, with a meat tenderizer, makes me shudder. Jim |
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| Caught my oven on fire with the self clean option. Don't ya know the door locks when you do the self cleaning so all I could do was watch it burn since I couldn't open the door to put it out. |
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| does burning up the four potholders count??? received them as a gift. they each had this lovely magnet in the corner that let you attach them to the appliances so you didn't lose them they stick just as well to the bottom of the cookie sheets you stick on the side to cool off between batches. you can hide one under each pan. I couldn't figure out what was burning until the magnets were pointed out after the pans cooled the second stupid thing was when i realized i had to make cookies in a hurry. while making ginger snaps i grabbed the small McCormick's jar of ginger to add to the recipe. put it in the batch, cooked them, and delivered them to the bake sale. only to get back home and when i began to put away the ingredients find i had put dried mustard in the cookies wouldn't have been so bad but i did the exact same thing two weeks later. I now buy the ground ginger in a glass bottle and the mustard in a can |
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| "...only to get back home and when i began to put away the ingredients find i had put dried mustard in the cookies." So, how's your reputation as a cookie baker? Hehehehe! Jim |
OMG At Least We're Honest!
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And we are proclaimed competent cooks! How funny are some of our times in the kitchen! Well, you can't have an embarrassing moment in the kitchen if you're not going to put yourself there! Happy cooking to all of you that love to be in the kitchen! Annie '71 |
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Yes I have done stupid things Shigh....the wrong spice in something or opened it thinking there was a shaker top... Tried to take a cookie sheet out of the oven without a mitt... Rearranged the freezer in the gargage and found smelly meat a few days later in a basket next to the freezer..... shall I go on???? LOL Linda |
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| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMoPQfIpGGo&feature=related Not my video dcarch :-) |
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| When I was young and single, I invited a bunch of people for brunch. Cooked up a large skillet of bacon. Needed to reuse the skillet and knew better than to put the bacon drippings down the drain. After all, my momma did teach me something! Emptied the hot bacon fat in a styrofoam cup, which promptly melted. Hot grease all over the countertop! hmm...seems Momma forgot the lesson on plastics and heat... Back when silver was very expensive, I had some sterling candelabra that I wanted to hide as I was leaving the house on a trip. Quickly stuck them in the oven...with the candles still in them. A week or so later, I turned on the oven to preheat. Melted wax all over the oven, along with lots of smoke. Also had the persistent smell of melted wax for weeks afterwards. |
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| It could have been worse bbtx. I've heard tales of people hiding ammunition or fireworks in their ovens. Yep, they too forgot. Jim |
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| Jim the strange part about the mustard snaps we people liked them I had requests for the recipe i gave them the original one and two people accused me of holding out on them because the cookies were good but they were "missing" something I tried one from the second batch they weren't horrible but not ginger snaps |
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