No More Job Interviews For Me!
dcarch7 d c f l a s h 7 @ y a h o o . c o m
12 years ago
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My job search history:
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,
but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,
but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,
but wasn't suited for it--mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,
but that was too exhausting.
5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life,
but boss did like how I make use of my thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,
but any way I sliced it.... couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician,
but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. Working for an elevator company was short lived. I wasn�t brought up with the right background.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.
Tried hard but just didn't fit in.
I became a Professional Fisherman,
but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,
but the work was just too draining.
So then I got a job in a Workout Center,
but they said I wasn't fit for the job..
After many years of trying to find steady work,
I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
I got a great job with a balloon making company.
Unfortunately, it went bankrupt due to inflation.
I thought I was lucky working for a vacuum cleaner company,
Let me tell you the job really sucks.
My last job was working in Starbucks,
but had to quit because it was the same old grind.
I give up. I am just going to be a happy homeless bum.
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