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A grin for the day.

Posted by sally2 (My Page) on
Sun, Sep 30, 12 at 8:37

Probably an oldie, but it still made me laugh when I saw it.

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO
paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where
skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.

He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,
attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the
practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for
weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results
came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of
150%.

Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to
appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there
is an error in the grade?"

"The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart
perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine
back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."
After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because
you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my
entire career".

Sally


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RE: A grin for the day.

A joke well delivered, Sally (darfc)


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RE: A grin for the day.

I am going to get in trouble for this:

Was he working on a Vulvo?

Great joke. Thanks for the laugh.


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RE: A grin for the day.

Cute!


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