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How I Destroy an Hard Drive

mxyplx
9 years ago

1. Remove HD housing from da computah
2. Clamp in vice and pop top off by hammering a screwdriver into the peripheral crack. This pops the heads off the little screws that hold it together. Pick em up if you can find em.
3. Lay the half with the HD disk over the open jaws of the vice.
4. Pop the disk/spindle combo out with a hammer and punch on the end of the spindle. It'll fall on the floor.
5. Clamp the disk into the vice and bend it forth and back till it breaks. Break it into 8 relatively large pieces. Break each of those in half.
6. Pile the 16 pieces on the desk.
7. Each week throw one piece inna da trash.

This is called the Well Dispersed HD Effect; otherwise known as the Mxyplx Principle.

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