Here are two poems that were suggested quite some time ago when the money pad was discussed...
Been from store to store Looking for just the right gift I couldn't find it anywhere It really had me miffed And so I decided After making my mad dash The best thing I could give you Would be some cold hard cash.
It was time to go shopping, Didn't know what to do Wanted to get something Perfect, as special as you. As I sat there in panic, The answer came in a flash- Along with warm, loving thoughts Give the kid COLD, HARD CASH!
