guppy, that's a gorgeous faucet.

Or this

Who knew a bath forum could get raunchy :) hope the GW police is not lurking...

One question though - in all seriousness, is there some science about what the shape, size, or height to hang the wall mount faucet so the water hits where it supposed to in the sink?

Here's a faucet you'll never catch me polishing:

Here's one faucet you'll never catch me drinking out of:

and with that you need this soap dispenser. At least I think it dispenses soap:

For those that need a wide target:

Designed by an angry feminist:

From a designer who had issues with being sent to catholic school:

And some more like sweeby's:

One you never have to flush:

A couple of rooms with a view:

Here's Bill's up in Maine:

True port-a-potty's:

Scatalogically yours,
Mongo

OK, this is the one we have - one of the few I found that did not remind me of a ........ well you know *wink*

Piaa

Shelf-mount faucets are un-phallic.
Here is why.
Shelves project 4" to 8" from the wall.
Then, you don't need a tube spout to project any farther forward.
The spout portion of the tap doesn't have to be shaped as usually seen.
It can even be attached underneath the shelf.

Kohler has a shelf mount with the spout under the shelf.
It's totally invisible on any average day.
You have to look underneath to see the chrome piece they call spout.
keywords for search : Kohler Fountainhead.

Kohler also has a "Wall or Ceiling-Mount Bath Filler K-922"
They sell a "Drip Tray K-924" to go with it, when wall-mount.
It's unnecessary when the spout is positioned above the sink.
How do you get it to be positioned in space above the sink?
This calls for a shelf.
The K-922 can be installed in a shelf.
You can angle the spout at 45 degrees downwards or any other angle.
Anything goes.

Dornbracht in their Elemental Spa series has a shelf that spurts water from a hole. Uh-oh. It's a square or rectangular hole in the front of a shelf. Based on this thread I believe I understand why they didn't design it as an oval shape hole. I'll add that a hole is not phallic.
Keywords for search: Dornbracht Elemental Spa.
The IAM is the square hole spout.
The KATA is the rectangular hole spout.

In these examples from Kohler and Dornbracht, the water stream has been designed to be smooth (laminar).

Flexible supply lines make it easy to attach any mixer to any spout. Other spouts produce an aerated stream.

You can also buy a mixer handle separately, and attach it to any spout, even a stubby spurting pipe opening of any shape you wish. I've done this.

A faucet designed as a wall-mount can be installed onto a shelf.
Shortening the spout is possible; and reshaping the spout also.

Kohler has a shelf mount with the spout under the shelf.
It's totally invisible on any average day.
You have to look underneath to see the chrome piece they call spout.
keywords for search : "Kohler Fountainhead K-2443"

Kohler also has a "Wall or Ceiling-Mount Bath Filler K-922"
They sell a "Drip Tray K-924" to go with it, when wall-mount.
A drip tray is unnecessary when the spout is positioned above the sink.
How do you get the spout to be positioned in space above the sink?
This calls for a shelf.
The K-922 can be installed in a shelf.
You can angle the spout at 45 degrees downwards or any other angle.
Anything goes.

Dornbracht in their Elemental Spa series has a shelf that spurts water from a hole. Uh-oh. It's a square or rectangular hole in the front of a shelf. Based on this thread I believe I understand why they didn't design it as an oval shape hole. I'll add that a hole is not phallic.
Keywords for search: Dornbracht Elemental Spa.
The IAM is the square hole spout.
The KATA is the rectangular hole spout.

In these examples from Kohler and Dornbracht, the water stream has been designed to be smooth (laminar).

Flexible supply lines make it easy to attach any mixer to any spout. Other spouts produce an aerated stream.

You can also buy a mixer handle separately, and attach it to any spout, even a stubby spurting pipe opening of any shape you wish. I've done this.

A faucet designed as a wall-mount can be installed onto a shelf.
Shortening the spout is possible; and reshaping the spout also.

(that doesn't make you a bad girl, though!! ) :-)

This is a hilarious post. I didn't voice this opinion when rejecting various wall mounted faucets, but the thought was there. It's one thing to have a phallic look, and quite another to look like a droopy d***.

From the Dornbracht website: "the Elemental Spa makes water the centre of attention. It becomes the starting point for personal and shared rituals in physical and mental cleansing"

Evidently they are thinking along the same lines as all of us! I wouldn't mind a "shared ritual" in my über-expensive shower or whirlpool tub right about now....

I've always liked this Kohler Purist bathroom cabinet with integrated laminar-flow faucet:

For some reason it gets mind my wandering, despite not resembling anything overtly anatomical.

> You women ALL have dirty minds!! :-)

(that doesn't make you a bad girl, though!! ) :-)

I second that!

could you let me know asap?
thx, hon!

"Tramps like us, baby we were born to run."

Thanks Divastyle for reviving this post.

You all out did yourself. Sweeby, yours made me want to throw up but I didn't and mongocet where did you get this collection? I hope you all see we came back to play some more.

I know you folks will all want to rush right out and buy them!

American Standard sold female urinals for many years:

(BTW that's how urinals are often arrayed in mens' rooms too - often without barriers between them, and certainly never in a complete stall with a door). They weren't very water efficient, and didn't catch on despite being offered for over two decades.

Years ago I lived with a girl who out of respect I always put the seat down for. I had been taught over the years that a good gentleman does this. After awhile I noticed she always left the seat up for me too. I started to wonder if this was an unnecessary effort for both of us and bought it up, suggesting we just leave it in whatever position it was in when we were done using it; we could always flip the lid for ourselves if need be. And that's when I found out I had it all wrong - some women I learned do like to pee standing up. From what she said, a couple of well-placed fingers will empty one's bladder cleanly without spraying the rim (although she never demonstrated this technique to me in person). But this website (not R-rated) shows the uninitiated how it's done.

I have no idea what to make of this....