Survival GAG gifts
Some I've saved over the years
Fisherman Survival Kit
Band-Aid for when you get hooked instead of the fish.
Cotton ball for when you're in rough waters.
Lifesaver (candy) in case the boat tips over.
Paper clip for when you run out of hooks.
Skittles in case it rains, you've got your own rainbow.
Gummy worms in case you run out of bait.
Magic wand to "boat" the big ones that always seem to get away.
A gift certificate for pizza in case you donÃ¯Â¿Â½t catch any fish.
Labels to attach to the fish that say "Objects are larger than they
Take a baggie and put oats and glitter in it.
Staple saying to baggie.
Sprinkle your lawn with CHRISTMAS DUST this CHRISTMAS EVE and wait-
The glitter will sparkle!Santa will see your house when it is late.
The sparkle is magic on CHRISTMAS EVE when seen by Santa's eyes,
The smell of oats will guide the reindeer down from the highest skies
Teachers Survival Kit
Aspirin - when all else fails, take 2 and find a quiet corner
Band-Aid: For when things get a little rough.
Bath Salts: "To take you away." You deserve a quiet break.
Crayon - to color your day bright and cheerful
Candle - for when you are up late grading papers
Cup - for when yours is overflowing
Ear Plugs - when you just can't take anymore
Eraser - to remind you everyone makes mistakes and they can be erased.
Hugs and Kisses - for when you need a hug
Jewel - because you are so precious
Lifesaver: For when you've had one of those days.
Marbles - to replace the ones you've lost
Mint - to remind you that you are worth a "mint"
Mounds Bar - for the mounds of confidence you give your students
Paperclip - to hold it all together
Peanuts: To get a little nutty.
Puzzle Piece - without you the class wouldn't be complete
Rubber band - to remind you to be flexible
Shiny Penny - to remind you, each will shine in their own special way
Sponge: To soak up the overflow, when your brain is too full.
Starburst - to give you a "burst" of energy when you need it
Tissues - to wipe away the tears...yours and theirs.
FRIENDSHIP CUP OF TEA CARD:
On the front of the card is a picture of a really fancy tea cup, above it
FRIENDSHIP BEGINS WITH A CUP OF KINDNESS.
Inside it says: Please take the time to share a cup of CHRISTMAS TEA with
someone you love.
Also inside the card put two tea bags.