Survival GAG gifts

minnie_txNovember 24, 2012

Some I've saved over the years

Enjoy

Fisherman Survival Kit

Band-Aid for when you get hooked instead of the fish.

Cotton ball for when you're in rough waters.

Lifesaver (candy) in case the boat tips over.

Paper clip for when you run out of hooks.

Skittles in case it rains, you've got your own rainbow.

Gummy worms in case you run out of bait.

Magic wand to "boat" the big ones that always seem to get away.

A gift certificate for pizza in case you don�t catch any fish.

Labels to attach to the fish that say "Objects are larger than they

appear."

CHRISTMAS DUST:

Take a baggie and put oats and glitter in it.

Staple saying to baggie.

CHRISTMAS DUST

Sprinkle your lawn with CHRISTMAS DUST this CHRISTMAS EVE and wait-

The glitter will sparkle!Santa will see your house when it is late.

The sparkle is magic on CHRISTMAS EVE when seen by Santa's eyes,

The smell of oats will guide the reindeer down from the highest skies

Teachers Survival Kit

Aspirin - when all else fails, take 2 and find a quiet corner

Band-Aid: For when things get a little rough.

Bath Salts: "To take you away." You deserve a quiet break.

Crayon - to color your day bright and cheerful

Candle - for when you are up late grading papers

Cup - for when yours is overflowing

Ear Plugs - when you just can't take anymore

Eraser - to remind you everyone makes mistakes and they can be erased.

Hugs and Kisses - for when you need a hug

Jewel - because you are so precious

Lifesaver: For when you've had one of those days.

Marbles - to replace the ones you've lost

Mint - to remind you that you are worth a "mint"

Mounds Bar - for the mounds of confidence you give your students

Paperclip - to hold it all together

Peanuts: To get a little nutty.

Puzzle Piece - without you the class wouldn't be complete

Rubber band - to remind you to be flexible

Shiny Penny - to remind you, each will shine in their own special way

Sponge: To soak up the overflow, when your brain is too full.

Starburst - to give you a "burst" of energy when you need it

Tissues - to wipe away the tears...yours and theirs.

FRIENDSHIP CUP OF TEA CARD:

On the front of the card is a picture of a really fancy tea cup, above it

says:

FRIENDSHIP BEGINS WITH A CUP OF KINDNESS.

Inside it says: Please take the time to share a cup of CHRISTMAS TEA with

someone you love.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Also inside the card put two tea bags.

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minnie_tx

I also have these that I pulled out of my master list just ask if you want any happy to share

Anti Depression Kit
Christian Survival kit
CHRISTMAS DUST:
COW SEEDS:
CPA Survival Kit
DEC 2012 Survival Kit
DONUT SEEDS:
EXERCISER
Fisherman Survival Kit
FRIENDSHIP CUP OF TEA CARD:
Friendship Bags
HILLBILLY FISHIN' KIT:
LEGEND OF THE HENS TEETH:
NICE PILLS:
Parent Survival Kit
PMS Survival Kit/Prescription
Problem Survival Kit
Secretary Survival Kits
Skier Survival Kit
Student Survival Kit
Surgery Survival Kit
Survival Kit to help you adjust to getting older:
Swim Coach Survival Kit
Teachers Survival Kit
Threads of A Friendship

    Bookmark   November 24, 2012 at 4:00PM
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marie_ndcal

Thanks, will have to copy for my scrapbooking idea lists.

    Bookmark   November 24, 2012 at 4:46PM
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minnie_tx

If no one requwsts any maybe I'll post the how to s a couple each day

    Bookmark   November 24, 2012 at 5:01PM
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minnie_tx

DONUT SEEDS:
Take a baggie and put Cheerios or some other cereal that looks like a
donut in it.
Staple saying to baggie.
Saying has two sides.
FRONT SIDE: DONUT SEEDS
NEW HYBRID
Grow your own donut bush.
Planting instructions on back of package.
BACK SIDE: HOW TO GROW
Carefully place one seed at bottom of a ten foot hole,five feet apart in
any type of soil.
When mature; bush will grow to a height of six feet.
FOR GLAZED DONUTS: Pour twenty pounds of sugar in each hole.
GUARANTEE: If for any reason you are not completely satisfied, or plants
fail to grow in five years-
Dig up seeds for PRO-RATED refund.
GOTCHA, INC.
DONUT GROWERS

    Bookmark   November 25, 2012 at 5:45AM
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