Dedtired was the closest to the right answer/got it right
Average man will do this 3 to 4 times a week after he reaches around the age of 30.
A: check for hair loss
Today's quiz is
31% of married men say they have never done this.
carried their wife over the thresh hold
Had sex with the wife? :D
Said "I love you"?
Sent flowers or candy?
Forgotten a birthday or anniversary?
Forgot their wedding anniversary
Been flirtatious with other women
Ask his wife what "pleases" her :)
Nah, that can't be right;
100% percent would say they never did that!
looked at singles or naughty websites?
I like cynic's answer! ;)
Spanked the monkey.
Bought "personal" supplies for their wife.
Colored their hair.
I'm all over the place here!
All over the place here too; none of mine were nice. I must be scornful, hm. For instance:
Paid attention to what his spouse is saying?
served wife breakfast in bed