today's funny

bengardeningSeptember 14, 2012

I got my tax return "retuned" I was trying to get a jump on doing my taxes this year, but the IRS sent my tax return back. I guess it was because of my response to the line, which said "list all dependents." I replied 12 million illegal immigrants, 3 million crack heads, 42 million unemployable people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons, and 535 fools in the U.s. House and Senate.

Apparently, this was NOT acceotable.

So I sent it back with a question, "Did I forget someone?'

Sadly this is true.

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hounds_x_two

Love it!

    Bookmark   September 14, 2012 at 11:44PM
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kayjones

So TRUE!

    Bookmark   September 15, 2012 at 7:15AM
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joyfulguy

So - how should "unemployable people" ...

... earn a living?

Lacking earnings ... how can they manage?

ole joyful ... who arranged to pay 0 federal tax for the past two years (and small provincial amount)

    Bookmark   September 15, 2012 at 2:03PM
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Roughseas

could you add those who made millions exporting american jobs? those who whine about the ill & sick not living on the street? the ones who went to school & sent their kids to school but don't want to pay for the kids who are in school now? those who start charities that employee their kids at 250K a year ( Komen, Tom Delay's charity )?

thanks!

    Bookmark   September 15, 2012 at 4:50PM
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amyfiddler

The fact that people are unemployable....
Does not mean that those of us who are working aren't providing that.

And it's a neccessary solution.

Unfortunately, there are so many who take advantage of the system. it puts a bad taste in the mouths of those who are busting their humps seven days a week and paying almost half to taxes...when so much is wasted on those who "could" do more, plan better, eliminate wants, and treat their government assistance as sacred funds.

No doubt there are also many who desperately need the help who have also got good hearts, are or have been contributing citizens, and who genuinely depend upon those sacred funds. To those, I'm happy to help. Most humans are. Bad apples everywhere though, I'm afraid....

    Bookmark   September 16, 2012 at 3:47AM
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pattico_gw

thanks for the "joke"....
I enjoyed it and plan to share it.

some people think everything posted is for real...

Chill and enjoy life a little...

    Bookmark   September 16, 2012 at 6:15PM
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