I got my tax return "retuned" I was trying to get a jump on doing my taxes this year, but the IRS sent my tax return back. I guess it was because of my response to the line, which said "list all dependents." I replied 12 million illegal immigrants, 3 million crack heads, 42 million unemployable people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons, and 535 fools in the U.s. House and Senate.
Apparently, this was NOT acceotable.
So I sent it back with a question, "Did I forget someone?'
Sadly this is true.