Supposed to be a joke, but it makes perfect sense to me

lazypupSeptember 12, 2012

The room was full of pregnant women, with their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurances to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy. She said: "Ladies: remember that exercise is GOOD for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier!" She looked at the men in the room. "And gentlemen, remember: you're in this together. So it wouldn't hurt you to go walking with your partner." The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information. Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand. "Yes?" asked the teacher. "I was just wondering," the man said, "is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

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Karen UK

    Bookmark   September 12, 2012 at 5:55PM
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lolol!!! yup!

    Bookmark   September 12, 2012 at 5:58PM
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If golf is a good walk spoiled, that guy's round is going to be spoiled by the number of stops to pee.

    Bookmark   September 13, 2012 at 12:24PM
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Hi Chisue,

While she stopped for the necessary, perhaps ...

... he could putter?

o j

    Bookmark   September 13, 2012 at 12:32PM
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Cute, the walking part does work. I walked at least a mile everyday and am an active person in the home and where ever I am. I had my first child in 6 hours and my second in 3.

    Bookmark   September 13, 2012 at 12:33PM
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