Anticipation

jemdandySeptember 1, 2013

A man arrived home from work one evening to find his wife sitting on the sofa in a dimly lit living room. With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you ever seen $20 dollars all crumpled up?" "No," said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the exposed cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill. He took the crumpled twenty dollar bill from her and smiled.

She then asked him, "Have you ever seen $50 dollars all crumpled up?" "Uh ... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice. She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively lifted her blouse slightly and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill that was tucked into the waist band of her pants. He took the crumpled fifty dollar bill, mind filled with anticipation.

"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $25,000 dollars all crumpled up?" "Wow ... no, but I'd love to," he said, while becoming extremely attentive. To which she replied,
"Go look in the garage."

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JoAnn_Fla

oh NO! good one to remember for someone.

    Bookmark   September 1, 2013 at 5:37PM
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lindaohnowga

LOL

    Bookmark   September 1, 2013 at 5:39PM
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jasdip

AAAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!

Good one Jemdandy!!

    Bookmark   September 1, 2013 at 6:25PM
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Fun2BHere

Loved it!

    Bookmark   September 1, 2013 at 9:17PM
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jannie

I love it!

    Bookmark   September 2, 2013 at 9:06AM
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lydia1959

Very funny!!

    Bookmark   September 2, 2013 at 12:37PM
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cheryl_ok

i enjoyed that, must pass this one on to DH!

    Bookmark   September 3, 2013 at 8:30AM
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