A blonde with a toddler at the mall

lazypupSeptember 28, 2012

A young blonde is walking through the mall leading a small toddler and the baby's pampers are so full they are literally dragging on the sidewalk...

A woman eases up and casually says, "Don't you think its about time to change that babies diaper?"

The blonde says, "No, according to the box those are good for up to 12 to 24lbs"

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minnie_tx

GROAN

    Bookmark   September 28, 2012 at 7:25AM
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phyllis__mn

GROSS, but funny!

    Bookmark   September 28, 2012 at 8:19AM
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dedtired

Yes, it's funny, but here we go again.

    Bookmark   September 28, 2012 at 8:38AM
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JoAnn_Fla

Oh my.... leave it to a blonde!

    Bookmark   September 28, 2012 at 8:51AM
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sylviatexas1

Guy pulls up behind a blonde at a traffic light & says,
"You gotta help me!
I have to get these 2 chimps to the zoo, & my van is overheating.
Here's $20 for gas, just take them to the zoo & thanks a million".

next day the zoo calls; no chimps.

Guy is frantic...
& then he sees the blonde & the chimps in her convertible.

He pulls up & hollers
"Hey!
I thought you were going to take those chimps to the zoo!"

She says,
"Well, I *did* take them to the zoo.
We had so much fun we're going to Sea World today."

    Bookmark   September 28, 2012 at 12:05PM
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dedtired

I think these jokes are demeaning. They are aimed at women and portray them as stupid and clueless. I don't condone ridiculing anyone based on their gender or appearance.

Why is it okay to pick on blonde women and not people of color?

There -- I said it, and I really do have a sense of humor.

    Bookmark   September 28, 2012 at 4:17PM
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sylviatexas1

Jokes are demeaning when they ridicule a group that struggles for parity in an environment in which some other group has unfair leverage.

Just as sexual harrassment doesn't apply to a secretary chasing her boss around the desk, blonde jokes, like Aggie jokes, don't victimize an already victimized class.

I've never heard of a blonde who feels persecuted for his/her blondness,
never heard of an Aggie who feels like he/she is less intelligent than the average person.

As Miss Clairol might say, "lighten up"!

    Bookmark   September 28, 2012 at 8:50PM
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fiveholetarget

Here is a smart blonde joke to make all blondes feel better!

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She's going to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes-Benz SL 500. She has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan. An employee of the bank drives the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan. Two weeks later, the blonde returns. She repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are happy to have had your business, and this transaction worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you're a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

    Bookmark   September 28, 2012 at 10:13PM
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dedtired

Women do, and have, struggled for parity with men in our society. Jokes like this promote a demeaning stereotype of women. None of these jokes really need to feature a dumb blonde woman. They would be equally as amusing if the first joke simply said "some parents were walking in the mall" or "A guy pulls up behind another guy" or even "A woman walks into a bank".

PS: Miss Clairol doesn't exist any more. It's simply Clairol.

    Bookmark   September 28, 2012 at 10:40PM
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lazypup

How can you tell a real blonde from a bottle blonde?

answer: Tell a blonde joke

If they complain its a bottle job,,,it will go right over the head of a real blonde.....LOL

    Bookmark   September 28, 2012 at 10:40PM
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drewsmaga

I grew up in the 50's/60's with the "dumb Polack" jokes. It was hurtful when I was a little kid. I found out when I was 58 that I was never Polish (Russian/Austrian). My brother and I still laugh about those jokes years after. Now that I'm a grown-up -- AND BLONDE!!! -- I LOVE the "blonde" jokes BECAUSE I AM a grown-up and don't have to deal with being an insecure little kid anymore. I grew up. My brother did too. And I LOVE your joke, dmickey !

    Bookmark   September 30, 2012 at 2:08AM
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OnAHolliday

I'm glad you're grown up too!
Never be insecure again. :)

    Bookmark   September 30, 2012 at 2:14AM
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