Today's Funny

jasdipAugust 26, 2012

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother

2. He liked Gospel

3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands

2. He had wine with His meals

3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair

2. He walked around barefoot all the time

3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature

2. He ate a lot of fish

3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married..

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all -

3 proofs that Jesus was a WOMAN:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.

Can I get an AMEN?!!

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lindyluwho

Amen!

    Bookmark   August 26, 2012 at 7:20PM
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luckygardnr

definitely amen!

    Bookmark   August 26, 2012 at 7:57PM
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kayjones

AMEN!

    Bookmark   August 26, 2012 at 8:57PM
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jel48

I do enjoy good, religious, jokes. The kind like this one, that a Christian can enjoy (not the kind that is negative about Christians and Christianity nor (of course) the kind that is negative about any religious group of any order). Anyway, just thought I'd mention that first.

Here is a cute one that I came across online:

"A Sunday School teacher had just concluded her lesson and wanted to make sure she had made her point. She said, "Can anyone tell me what you must do before you can obtain forgiveness of sin?"

There was a short pause and then, from the back of the room, a small boy spoke up. "Sin," he said. "

And of course, I have to add my Amen to the first joke! :-)

    Bookmark   August 27, 2012 at 11:04AM
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rob333

FANTASTIC! love it.

    Bookmark   August 27, 2012 at 3:37PM
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joyfulguy

Amen from Ontario!

o j

    Bookmark   August 27, 2012 at 8:55PM
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