My husband and I were sitting at a table at his high school
reunion, and he kept staring at a drunken woman swigging her
drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked him, "Do you know her?"
"Yes", he sighed,
"She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started...