glenda next cruise ( alone) lol

susanjf_gwJuly 10, 2012

>>

>> DEAR DIARY - DAY 1

>>

>> All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits,

>> short sets. Really, really exciting.

>>

>>

>> Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this

>> "all-girls" trip.

>>

>>

>> It will be my first one, - and I can't wait!

>>

>> --------------------------------------------------------------

>> DEAR DIARY - DAY 2

>>

>> Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the

>> Captain today -- seems like a very nice, handsome man.

>>

>> --------------------------------------------------------------

>> DEAR DIARY - DAY 3

>>

>> At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the

>> deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt

>> honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and

>> attentive.

>> ----------------------------------------------------------

>> DEAR DIARY - DAY 4

>>

>>

>>

>> Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner

>> with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with

>> caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined.

>> Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

>>

>> --------------------------------------------------------------

>> DEAR DIARY - DAY 5

>>

>> Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at

>> piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me

>> several large drinks.

>> Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the

>> night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his

>> way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked.

>>

>> --------------------------------------------------------------

>> DEAR DIARY - DAY 6

>>

>> Today I saved 2600 lives.

>>

>>

>>

>>

>> Twice.

>>

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kayjones

LOL, Susan - you have a lot to be proud of!!!!! I'm so proud of you for doing such a nice deed for your fellow ship mates! Hopefully, when you get dock-side, you will find others in need of life-saving measures!

    Bookmark   July 10, 2012 at 9:46AM
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glenda_al

Sigh, I wish :o)

    Bookmark   July 10, 2012 at 10:08AM
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emma

Thanks for sharing, it was hilarious.

    Bookmark   July 10, 2012 at 12:10PM
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susanjf_gw

kay the biggest ship that actually moved i've been on was a ferry in wa state, lol...but wasn't alone....

    Bookmark   July 10, 2012 at 3:56PM
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kayjones

Well, Susan - be a hero whenever you can!!!!

    Bookmark   July 10, 2012 at 8:36PM
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