Todays Funny

jasdipJune 18, 2012

Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can`t think of anything I need. $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,

Your $on

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,

Dad

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bigack

Haha. Love it!!

    Bookmark   June 18, 2012 at 2:46PM
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lazypup

An old man went out for a walk and didn't return so late that night his family filed a missing person report.

Late in the afternoon on the second day a cop found the man merrily skipping down the breakdown lane on the interstate. The cop stopped him and asked him what he was doing and the old man says,,,"Just following doctors orders"

"Doctors orders?"

"Yea, the doc gave me some pills and said take these for two days, then skip a day"

    Bookmark   June 18, 2012 at 11:02PM
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jannie

Love it. My daughter "borrowed" $20 for gas Thursday and another $20 Friday. She says she needed money to fill her tank to get to her job. She works about 5 miles away. If she asks again, I'll tell her to walk or offer her a ride in my car.And I'll pick her up for free!

    Bookmark   June 19, 2012 at 8:21AM
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