UGH!!! I have raw sewage in my house!!!
Turns out that my kitchen contractor failed to hook up the septic alarm that had been under my main sink (after I'd told them repeatedly not to forget it!!). Arrived home after being gone all day to discover an ungodly smell in my house. Turns out the laundry room toilet backed up and spilled raw sewage on the floor. Thankfully it was just a very small amount so no damage. The float in our septic system failed and our alarm would have sounded IF IT HAD BEEN HOOKED UP!!!!
So gross. For those on a septic system, if your remodel involves your septic alarm at all, make sure it isn't forgotten! I'll be having a nice conversation with them tomorrow morning.
YUCK, YUCK, YUCK.