Halloween Tombstone Quotes

DaliahOctober 23, 2004

I am making some tombstones to put in the front yard using some old pieces of wood and styrofoam to look like headstones. I am in need of some funny quotes to put on them. I thought I saw a link to a site on the GW site, but couldn't find it in my searches? Does anyone know it or have any suggestions for me?

Thanks in advance

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I actually saw this on a headstone when I was a child...kind of stuck with me:

"As you are now, so once was I
As I am now so you will be.
Prepare for death and follow me."

We were in the mountains of TN for my great aunts funeral, and this really spooked me (ha ha)...funny what scares you as a child.

    Bookmark   October 23, 2004 at 12:30PM
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This is what I told my hubby that I want on mine...lol
I Told You I Didn't Feel Good!

    Bookmark   October 23, 2004 at 7:00PM
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I LOVE IT!!!!!!!! I have spent over half my wife waiting on DH and children....I told them I wanted

"And She Waited on This Too"

    Bookmark   October 23, 2004 at 7:36PM
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There are lots of sites that can give you ideas. Here's one:

Here is a link that might be useful: funny epitaphs

    Bookmark   October 23, 2004 at 10:52PM
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Here's another: Here lies the body of Cross-eyed Jake--Grabbed her knee instead of the brake!
by: rustyj

    Bookmark   January 6, 2005 at 1:22PM
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