Signs you're on a bad first date
Sad but true.
1. He belches with his mouth open and food flying out. In a crowded restaurant. Without apology.
2. Over dinner he talks, loudly, about gruesome footage of soldiers getting killed in Iraq. Never mind that people around him might have children in the military or are veterans that have seen their own combat. And EVERYONE can hear him.
3. You motion underneath the table for the waiter to bring the check.
4. One of his friends was convicted of murder for bludgeoning someone to death.
5. The time it takes for the entire date with dinner plus the full hour it ordinarily takes to mow the lawn are both accomplished in an hour and a half.
This was my evening. Can you top this?