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TIDBITS that may be worth pondering:
Love is grand! Divorce is a hundred grand.
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common - they should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
I am in shape - round is a shape
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Don't be afraid to try new designs. After all, Noah's Ark was designed by amateurs, and the Titanic was designed by pros.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
All the $10 words in the world won't hide a 10-cent personality.
Worrying is interest paid on trouble long before it's due.
Never presume malice where incompetence will suffice.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
An optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears this is true.
There will always be death and taxes - however, death doesn't get worse every year.
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
You are only young once- but you can be immature forever.
An expert is someone who is one page ahead of you in the manual.
I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
A day without sunshine is like night.
It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
Never play leapfrog with a rhinoceros!