Holy Arborvitae, Batman!
I suppose this should be in a landscaping forum, but I know you guys. Have you ever seen a house completely obscured by arborvitae? This is a huge old house in Duluth, MN. You can't really see it in the photo, but there is a lion head sculpted above the front door. I'm pretty sure one can't see out any of the windows from inside.
Here's the side view: