Update to How Do You Keep Your Mouth Shut?
Remember how I mentioned that my coworker spends as much time and energy digging herself further into debt as she does complaining about money? Well,she decided to get her debt load down with a mortgage refinance. But, now she wants to buy a new house.
Coworker: (sighing) "You know, you don't know how DIFFICULT it is to buy a house that's beyond your means."
Me: "Well, you haven't put money down, right? You could always not buy it."
Coworker: "Oh, you'd understand if you saw this place. I saw it and just HAD to have it."